whats the weirdest , most different, type of chick you smashed??

[Myrical Lyfe]

Every chick I've ever smashes was mentally ill.....

 

[Blackking]

Was dope to me. Wish I had a visual or Celeb look alike to see how fine she was

i don't have a pic... but she looked like k d aubert.. her cousin looked like a white hispanic, and she looked like a black hispanic... so i'm assuming she was some type of mixed.

it was like a bad joke that God was playing on her... having her not being able to hear, but looking like a Dime.
body was about the same as that too -- Which isn't my style of woman at all usually........... but it looked good on her.
( i like thick chicks, thicker thighs, and darker brown..)

 

[Blackking]

6'2 250 white girl and the puss was (I was 5'10 180 at the time)

Vitiligo

A borderline midget she was probably 4'8"

how do u even get to know a 6 2 250 white girl?


vitiligo , like beige patches on black skin all over the place?

 

[bigmac]

Is that one on the swing, who's father was watching?

nikka the shyt was classic. Wish I could remember the thread

 

[newarkhiphop]

nikka the shyt was classic. Wish I could remember the thread

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/my-man-fuked-a-w-no-legs.73732/

Just died rereading it

 

[The Mad Titan]

shyts not that dope....

Spoiler

I was at a career fair sitting at a table n shyt with two male coworkers -- basically looking at all the bad jobless hoes walking by...
Then a chick walks by who is damn near a dime piece --- slim with a buBBLE. Basically perfect looks wise. My co worker was like "damn if I wasn't married"

I'm like "shiiit I'm not married" ...... so I went up to her... on my fly shyt ready to hit her with the business card n shyt.... but she straight up ignores me and disses da gawd

I'm a cocky nikka so I'm like "naw fukk that ... shes gonna at least say "no thanks" .

So I went up to her and tried to talk to her, tried to say something nice- and finally her friend/cousin was like " dude, stop she can't hear you. She can't hear anyone unless you use sign language"

I was like whatever, because she was a dime minus the bad ears n shyt.
So i wrote on my phone and said... "yo thousands of women have walked by all day and you by far are the baddest one... damn near perfect everything and we need to chat on our phones if you can't hear me"

She wrote me back on my own phone screen and we chopped it up like that.

Then we texted for like two weeks... ( i had to go through maddd hoops to smash because she was very skeptical of men because she was very sexy but i guess she knows that her being deaf is a little different)
Then finally I fukked I feel like not having hearing , gave her sexual super powers Plus we made love n shyt... like we loved each other on the first time... like on some movie shyt. I was saying wile shyt like " you p*ssy is way better than my girls, " take this dikk hoe".. "mane, if you weren't deaf you would be perfect" .... I'd say whatever i thought was funny or whatever because I knew she couldn't hear even a little bit


if I wasn't young and retarded i would have married her deaf ass. Her only flaw was that during sex... she'd make a weird noise trying to talk.... like trying to say.. "ooh shyt.".. but it would come out in grunts n shyt.

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

My bytches be normal but I'd never forget the story I read on here about the nikka fukking the bytch with no legs that time

shyt had me

link

 

[BmoreGorilla]

When I was young dumb and full of cum Ive smashed some ratchets for real. One said she was manic depressive. The sex was great but she really was insane. Had to drop her when she tried to hit me with a bottle once when I reneged playing spades. I met one chick by accident calling the wrong number and she told me I sounded sexy. We got to talking and found out she lived near me. bytch looked like Charles Oakley. Only hit her up when I was fukked up leaving the club and had nothing else to smash. She would come out the house with nothing but a big t shirt on and sandals.

Too many shameful stories

 

[BmoreGorilla]

I'd fukk a chick with one hand, one leg, and 250 lbs if I was on a mean enough drought

I'm honest bout my shyt, I've fukked some hideous looking broads in my time. I get my nut off and slither off into the darkness never to be seen again

Cant front but Ive always wanted to smash an amputee. Can yall imagine how many angles and positions you can get into? Id be all up in those guts

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

all the chicks I hit were mentally ill.

 

[skeetsinternal]

I had all types. A midget with a bubble butt that wanted anal. I didn't like her stubby arms on me when she rode. I had a morbidly obese chic. She had to be pushing 220lbs Then there was the infamous Sherry, she was looney and nuttier than squirrel shyt. She sure had some good p*ssy but she twitched and spoke to demons and her voice changed when she talked to herself in the third person. I had to choke her out once because the beast in her got loose. Then I trolled this bytch on BP into thinking her herpes she got from her Italian boyfriend was cured and invited me over for Chinese food after chatting via text. Then I had a chic who had a serious creampie fetish who would pre-order the nut. She would ask if I fukked or nutted and did I drink enough water because she wanted to be showered with nut. She only crept at night after her son went to bed and wanted me to be drunk or have drink with her. After I nutted I would just leave as she layed there lathering herself and p*ssy up with the semen. Another chic was married and liked when I used to smut her out behind dumpsters and rooftops. Another would be a Rutgers women's basketball player, I'm not sure if it's weird but a chic with post moves and a phat ass under that uniform is unusual to me. Its more but I don't want no more infractions from the hamster... I mean coli mods.

 

[Bledswole]

fukked a chick that was like 4'8ish huge booty

 

[Broad Street Bully]

6'2 250 white girl and the puss was (I was 5'10 180 at the time)

Vitiligo

A borderline midget she was probably 4'8"

:lancewhat::scustfish::pistonssnoop:

 

[Diondon]

shyts not that dope....

Spoiler

I was at a career fair sitting at a table n shyt with two male coworkers -- basically looking at all the bad jobless hoes walking by...
Then a chick walks by who is damn near a dime piece --- slim with a buBBLE. Basically perfect looks wise. My co worker was like "damn if I wasn't married"

I'm like "shiiit I'm not married" ...... so I went up to her... on my fly shyt ready to hit her with the business card n shyt.... but she straight up ignores me and disses da gawd

I'm a cocky nikka so I'm like "naw fukk that ... shes gonna at least say "no thanks" .

So I went up to her and tried to talk to her, tried to say something nice- and finally her friend/cousin was like " dude, stop she can't hear you. She can't hear anyone unless you use sign language"

I was like whatever, because she was a dime minus the bad ears n shyt.
So i wrote on my phone and said... "yo thousands of women have walked by all day and you by far are the baddest one... damn near perfect everything and we need to chat on our phones if you can't hear me"

She wrote me back on my own phone screen and we chopped it up like that.

Then we texted for like two weeks... ( i had to go through maddd hoops to smash because she was very skeptical of men because she was very sexy but i guess she knows that her being deaf is a little different)
Then finally I fukked I feel like not having hearing , gave her sexual super powers Plus we made love n shyt... like we loved each other on the first time... like on some movie shyt. I was saying wile shyt like " you p*ssy is way better than my girls, " take this dikk hoe".. "mane, if you weren't deaf you would be perfect" .... I'd say whatever i thought was funny or whatever because I knew she couldn't hear even a little bit


if I wasn't young and retarded i would have married her deaf ass. Her only flaw was that during sex... she'd make a weird noise trying to talk.... like trying to say.. "ooh shyt.".. but it would come out in grunts n shyt.

Gold, I tell ya

 

[Blackking]

I had all types. A midget with a bubble butt that wanted anal. I didn't like her stubby arms on me when she rode. I had a morbidly obese chic. She had to be pushing 220lbs Then there was the infamous Sherry, she was looney and nuttier than squirrel shyt. She sure had some good p*ssy but she twitched and spoke to demons and her voice changed when she talked to herself in the third person. I had to choke her out once because the beast in her got loose. Then I trolled this bytch on BP into thinking her herpes she got from her Italian boyfriend was cured and invited me over for Chinese food after chatting via text. Then I had a chic who had a serious creampie fetish who would pre-order the nut. She would ask if I fukked or nutted and did I drink enough water because she wanted to be showered with nut. She only crept at night after her son went to bed and wanted me to be drunk or have drink with her. After I nutted I would just leave as she layed there lathering herself and p*ssy up with the semen. Another chic was married and liked when I used to smut her out behind dumpsters and rooftops. Another would be a Rutgers women's basketball player, I'm not sure if it's weird but a chic with post moves and a phat ass under that uniform is unusual to me. Its more but I don't want no more infractions from the hamster... I mean coli mods.

actually.....