Whats the weirdest sexual experience you have ever had?

[Hopeofmypeople]

Probably the first time I smashed a white woman she was 45yrs old and I met her off of Online booty Call.
I didn't even know her for even a day she send me her number and I get her address.
We talk for maybe 2hrs and I decided once the alcohol wore off I didnt want to hit I just wanted to leave.

me: "Its getting late I have class tomorrow I better go"

Her: "You think you was just gonna come over talk and not get no p*ssy?"
me: "I was just gonna get some head I didn't bring any condoms..."

her:" open up that drawer over there"

I open up this drawer next to her bed and its full of lifestyles ultra thin condoms and about 3 different dildos

me: *I said I was only gonna get head*

I get head and Im like for a solid 10mins she was straight deep throating hitting the back of her tonsils.
Then this bytch proceeds to stop, gets on top and tries to guide me into her p*ssy raw dog.
I say no im not hitting raw dog

her: "Its ok baby Im a nurse and work in the ER I gotta be clean..."
*Proceeds to start slamming her p*ssy onto my dikk raw dog like a mad woman moaning and groaning*

I push her off me like
I grab the condom to put it on and shes still like, "Baby you don't have to use that I swear Im clean"

me:"Naw Im good..."
I get my nut and shes on the bed still drinking wine I go into her bathroom to throw away the condom and wash my dikk off.
next thing you know I hear a *Ffffffrrrrppppppp fffrrrrpppp ffrrpp ffffrrrrrrrpppppp* sound

I walk back into the room and the smell of shyt hits my nose.
I look down to see her passed out in the bed just farting in her sleep mane.

I put on my clothes and snuck out before she could wake back up again.
Never answered her texts ever again.

What did she look like?

 

[TRFG]

Probably the first time I smashed a white woman she was 45yrs old and I met her off of Online booty Call.
I didn't even know her for even a day she send me her number and I get her address.
We talk for maybe 2hrs and I decided once the alcohol wore off I didnt want to hit I just wanted to leave.

me: "Its getting late I have class tomorrow I better go"

Her: "You think you was just gonna come over talk and not get no p*ssy?"
me: "I was just gonna get some head I didn't bring any condoms..."

her:" open up that drawer over there"

I open up this drawer next to her bed and its full of lifestyles ultra thin condoms and about 3 different dildos

me: *I said I was only gonna get head*

I get head and Im like for a solid 10mins she was straight deep throating hitting the back of her tonsils.
Then this bytch proceeds to stop, gets on top and tries to guide me into her p*ssy raw dog.
I say no im not hitting raw dog

her: "Its ok baby Im a nurse and work in the ER I gotta be clean..."
*Proceeds to start slamming her p*ssy onto my dikk raw dog like a mad woman moaning and groaning*

I push her off me like
I grab the condom to put it on and shes still like, "Baby you don't have to use that I swear Im clean"

me:"Naw Im good..."
I get my nut and shes on the bed still drinking wine I go into her bathroom to throw away the condom and wash my dikk off.
next thing you know I hear a *Ffffffrrrrppppppp fffrrrrpppp ffrrpp ffffrrrrrrrpppppp* sound

I walk back into the room and the smell of shyt hits my nose.
I look down to see her passed out in the bed just farting in her sleep mane.

I put on my clothes and snuck out before she could wake back up again.
Never answered her texts ever again.

 

[El negrito de tejas]

What did she look like?

Red head freckles
Pale white skin
Could tell she had a couple of kids
Big Titties as in gianna sized titties
I made the mistake of looking down and seen she had them p*ssy lips that looked like wrinkled old roast beef but white

 

[Hopeofmypeople]

Red head freckles
Pale white skin
Could tell she had a couple of kids
Big Titties as in gianna sized titties
I made the mistake of looking down and seen she had them p*ssy lips that looked like wrinkled old roast beef but white

Dam what made you scope that in the first place, thirst couldnt have been that hard.

 

[El negrito de tejas]

Dam what made you scope that in the first place, thirst couldnt have been that hard.

Summer School drought all the bytches went home for the summer
I convinced myself that I was only gonna get head and that was the only option since I wasn't bringing condoms.
She threw a monkey wrench in my shyt when she had a drawer full of condoms and already ass naked on the bed.

 

[RAX 010]

Chicks begging me to put they mouth on my azzhole

 

[labrokejames]

I got one to add.......

So I had JUST lost my virginity to my girlfriend at the time. I was 16 and she was 15. We were fukking like rabbits. Yall know how it is after that first nut. She was letting me in those guts at least three times a week.

Well one weekend her little cousin was in town. She was like 13. And NO it did not go down like that..nasty fukk

We were on my chicks bed all watching a movie, sitting under a blanket. Keep in mind, me and my girl are horny as fukk 24/7.

I'm spooning my chick and she has on like some booty shorts or something and we end up fukking WHILE her cousin is in the bed with us. I act like I'm cuddling her and shyt when in reality I'm slowly deep dikking her while I'm pretending to watch this movie. My chick was so horny me she let me fukk her with someone else in the bed.

Will remain in the top 5 hottest moments of my sex life.

 

[Mowgli]

Woman who wanted to be brutally spanked while kids were having a birthday party outside her window


Oakland

 

[Supercoolmayo]

What kind of demonic shyt did I just read

 

[patscorpio]

Woman who wanted to be brutally spanked while kids were having a birthday party outside her window


Oakland

well did you oblige?

 

[Mowgli]

well did you oblige?

Yea. I didn't notice the kids till I started spanking her brutally.

I said hey there's kids out there havin a b day party. She was draped across my lap waiting for further punishment but took a moment after i said that to turn back to me and look at me like.....



Which was my cue to continue brutalizing her