What's the WILDEST advice you've ever gotten?

[Brolic Scholar]

Used to ask old cats for the best advice they could give me to see what they'd say. Wildest one ever:

"You see how old I am? Don't you think I wish I could still get some young p*ssy? Don't EVER pass up no p*ssy! You'll be old like me wishing you never did."

What the wildest advice a family member, OG, teacher, mentor or stranger has ever given You?

Did you listen? Were they right?

 

[Shoog Shatmi]

If you rub earwax on a girl's pu$$y you can tell if she has an STD.