Whats the worst advice someone gave you?

[Donald J Trump]

Pops always gives me terrible advice,
Usually doing the opposite guarantees success.

"You cant go to LSU, I dont have the finances to support you"
"Dont mess with stocks, you might lose all your money"
"I cant help you with this Zaxbys business plan, im not feeling it dont do it, my financial info might get stolen"

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Pops always gives me terrible advice,
Usually doing the opposite guarantees success.

"You cant go to LSU, I dont have the finances to support you"
"Dont mess with stocks, you might lose all your money"
"I cant help you with this Zaxbys business plan, im not feeling it dont do it, my financial info might get stolen"

Whoever told you to switch personas from the old white dude should win this thread. You fell the fukk off

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Join projectcovo.com

 

[Donald J Trump]

Whoever told you to switch personas from the old white dude should win this thread. You fell the fukk off

Bra im cookin up a better persona thats why

In the meantime i'll switch between ignorant southern webbie/ triple uranium wake up now vice lord voldemort president/ myself

 

[CakeEater]

"Jack off 2-3 times before you smash bruh, you'll last forever " - old head advice

Chick comes over ... dikk don't work

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

Females can never provoke their own beating



Pray and good things will happen.

 

[mrken12]

When approaching women: "Be yourself".

 

[dennis roadman]

When approaching women: "Be yourself".

ether yourself brehs

 

[mrken12]

ether yourself brehs

 

[dennis roadman]

 

[SomaliLandCruiser]

You're dumber than a mule and twice as ugly

 

[ADK]

My father convinced me to ride down a hill when I was learning to ride a bike last year. I busted my ass

 

[Action Jackson]

"#teamnopullout" - the coli

 

[Remote]

I couldn't say.

I'll generally listen to anyone's point of view because you never know when someone might say something that resonates.
I don't know that I've gotten good or bad advice...just advice. And I choose to ignore it or take it to heart.

Bad advice seems to imply (to me) that people are giving that to you with the INTENT that you'll follow it and it will harm you.

 

[#1 pick]

I told my homie to get with this chick when they had chemistry when I knew damn well she ain't the wifing type.