I didn't actually get in trouble for this but it was a close ass call.
In 10th grade(2010) I really fukked up in school, just straight D's, F's and C's.
I managed to hide all my interim and report cards from her so she never saw any of them. She would ask me on occasion why she didn't get any report cards, I said, "No mom, I did give you the report card, you just forgot. Go search in your room, they're in there somewhere."
Well when I was in middle school I used my old address since we weren't in the zone for school and she ain't want me to go to this hood ass school called Piper. So long story short, we moved in the zone in 10th grade, so now we had our real address.
In my old high school they give you your reports in quarters 1-3 at school but since we're out of school the 4th quarter it gets mailed to your house.
Stupid me completely forgot. So I end up going to NY for the summer and one day I get a call from my mom saying she got the card. I'm like "fukk YOU MEAN YOU GOT THE CARD?!?!"

I was shook as fukk. My dad goes hard about school and she threatened to tell him about the card. The whole year I lied to him about my grades saying I got A's and B's so I'm like "Let's not do that!"

I told her I'd pay her off and she was like ok. No fukking morals.

So I hung up and went to check my dad's phone and I see three missed calls from my mom. He was taking a shower so he never knew she was calling. I deleted those missed calls with the quickness of a rattlesnake bite.
So I pay her off and when I came back I was just talking mad shyt to her with no fukks given because I figure the money would have kept her mouth shut.

Around October my dad came to take me to Daytona Beach to see my aunt. One day I get a text from him saying "I'm coming up the stairs now get your report card out."
Apparently she got sick of my attitude and told my dad about it. So I showed it to him and surprisingly he wasn't mad. He told me everyone slips up sometimes and you just need to do better this year.

Boy when I came back from Daytona no fukks were given for the rest of that year. I made her life a living hell. We made a deal and you ain't keep up your end so now you gonna pay.
