What’s the worst you ever got roasted/joned on?

[Joe Budden]

We were in class and my friends put the battery in my back to talk about this girls little ass ponytail. I was going in until like the last 10 minutes of class. I started losing steam, the laughs weren’t coming. She must’ve picked up on this. She cooked me for a solid 10 minutes. She was singing songs about how bummy I was and had the class join in on the sing along. She pointed out flaws I didn’t even realize. My teacher was even laughing. We ended up being good friends months later.

 

[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

8th grade

sorta popular breh came into class with a hairline that looked like the coast of California

he didn't last the first twenty minutes, got up walked out of class and left school

lol

 

[Dre God]

I have huge bug eyes, and as a kid it was even more exacerbated so I was pretty much called an Alien/E.T./Martian etc.

I was living in Miami during that Ellian Gonzalez saga and some kids across the room was talking about it..

All I said was “yeah that situation is crazy”

This nikka named Keith that use to cut my ass relentlessly (I had just moved to Miami at the time and we didn’t really roast at my schools in nyc so I had no jokes) gonna yell out

“DRE WE SAID ELLIAN GONZALEZ NOT ALIEN GONZALEZ”

and the whole class including the teacher burst out laughing.

I had to laugh a lil too cuz that was such a funny off the cuff remark