Whats the worst you ever sonned your teachers?

[BrothaZay]

Im watching Notorious

I remember in middle school my teacher said something like "u guys wont pass the test cuz all yall do is talk n goof around"

i said sumn like "alotta students wouldnt get held bacc if the teachers were real teachers n actually taught us, not just football coaches tryna make a extra checc"

he looked at me like n kicced me out

fakkit called my mom on me for that

 

[Guy Incognito]

stop making threads

 

[ADK]

When my bus driver was trippin some girl stood up and was like IT'S EITHER THIS OR WALMART, CHOOSE 1 OR THE OTHER.

The bus driver put on her sun shades and shut the fukk up.

 

[BrothaZay]

When my bus driver was trippin some girl stood up and was like IT'S EITHER THIS OR WALMART, CHOOSE 1 OR THE OTHER.

The bus driver put on her sun shades and shut the fukk up.

 

[Ciggavelli]

My evolution teacher was like "we haven't evolved a mechanism to stop eating"

I'm like "When I eat a lot, I get full and stop eating"

She shut the fukk up


The best sonning of all time was from Suge though. He was doing some commencement speech at a business school and was like "Don't listen to your Teachers because if they were that smart they would be running successful companies not teaching"

 

[BrothaZay]

My evolution teacher was like "we haven't evolved a mechanism to stop eating"

I'm like "When I eat a lot, I get full and stop eating"

She shut the fukk up


The best sonning of all time was from Suge though. He was doing some commencement speech at a business school and was like "Don't listen to your Teachers because if they were that smart they would be running successful companies not teaching"

Too bad most teachers have more money than suge now

 

[ThumpDaddy]

It wasn't me but one of my classmates when we was juniors in high school came to class late as the teacher was talking and writing on the blackboard. He just came in and plopped down in his desk and it made a loud sound as it slid a little. The teacher turned around and said, "So Mr. Williams, how many banks have you robbed?" As some of the kids laughed he turned around and started back writing on the blackboard. My classmate took his head from his desk and said, "As many as Yo' Mama"!!!! Everybody in the class was The teacher turned around and said "Get the Hell out of my Class, Forever!!!!!!" Everyone that was still laughing was like And laughed some more.

 

[Mr.Plan B]

In the 6th grade we had this black math teacher he was cool with all the girl but with the guys he would try to talk shyt and call us out all the time.One day im macking with this girl in class then he was like mike you need to be doing your work now!!!! He puked me in front of the whole class for the last time. I said fukk it and told that nikka why you always watching me you like looking at lil boys Mr Williams ............ The whole class went crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy nikka and bytchs .

I could see his soul burning then he called me up to his desk and told me to call my mother he told her what happened and look at me smiling when she was cusssing me out on the phone.

To not drag the story on she came up to the school and beat my ass

 

[BrothaZay]

dont get it twisted tho, i seen teachers ether kids too

8th grade it was this bad ass chubby white boy Jake always gettn kicced out n shyt

One day in science we had a sub. nikka looked jus like the DC sniper(the older one) cept he had worm dreads.

anyway, sub was tryna take roll n jake was talkn. Jake looked at that nikka like fuccc ur roll call n kept talkn"

Out of nowhere the sub stopped n said "hey you, fucc up, i aint the one i'll put ur face in the concrete"
Jake was like yall gone let him talk to me like that

whole class got quiet af i was jus like