Drip Bayless
Superstar
Not robbed or like strongarmed, but like anytime somebody got over on you. It's happened to me a couple times but the worst was when I was like 17. Basically me and my homie tried to cop some lean from some plug my homie's brother vouched for. Now looking back, there was tons of red flags, but mainly cause of being naive and trusting my mans I just overlooked that shyt. So the plug pull up, and it's 2 white guys.
First Red Flag: At first I'm like
, ain't no way I'm boutta cop from some whiteboy, but I rationalize it telling myself "Nah i'm straight, white people don't know shyt about finessing no lean."
Second Red Flag: So ol boy whip the pint out, and this shyt is some Caraco. I vaguely remember hearing about it and my homie keep telling me Caraco some real shyt, so I'm like whatever. Now the only reason I'm still copping at this point is cause that shyt is sealed, cause I'm damn near certain white people don't know how to reseal medical bottles.
Third Red Flag: So ol boy crack the seal, and my mans go to smell that shyt. He smell it and he say "Damn bro, I know yo shyt valid off the rip, this bytch smell like some fruit punch
"
At this point I should've just got up and left, what tf kinda lean is fruit punch flavored
. But I'm still convinced that it's straight cause it's sealed. So he put an 8 in the baby bottle, shyt is thick like syrup so we dip. So we get back to my homie crib, and my other boy pull up to kick it. So I describe the whole situation to him and the nikka just hit the 
in my face. I keep telling him we straight, ol boy cracked the seal in front of us. So he like "Drop it in the fanta let me see
"
So I drop it, and that shyt doesn't even change color, shyt not even dirty
Whole time my boy clowning me, "Gotdamn y'all dumb, he was white DarkSkinSamurai, white
!"
Hit my mans who went to cop it with me with the
, we calling the plug back and this mf phone go off after the second call. Lost like $120 that night
First Red Flag: At first I'm like
, ain't no way I'm boutta cop from some whiteboy, but I rationalize it telling myself "Nah i'm straight, white people don't know shyt about finessing no lean."Second Red Flag: So ol boy whip the pint out, and this shyt is some Caraco. I vaguely remember hearing about it and my homie keep telling me Caraco some real shyt, so I'm like whatever. Now the only reason I'm still copping at this point is cause that shyt is sealed, cause I'm damn near certain white people don't know how to reseal medical bottles.
Third Red Flag: So ol boy crack the seal, and my mans go to smell that shyt. He smell it and he say "Damn bro, I know yo shyt valid off the rip, this bytch smell like some fruit punch
"At this point I should've just got up and left, what tf kinda lean is fruit punch flavored
. But I'm still convinced that it's straight cause it's sealed. So he put an 8 in the baby bottle, shyt is thick like syrup so we dip. So we get back to my homie crib, and my other boy pull up to kick it. So I describe the whole situation to him and the nikka just hit the in my face. I keep telling him we straight, ol boy cracked the seal in front of us. So he like "Drop it in the fanta let me see"So I drop it, and that shyt doesn't even change color, shyt not even dirty
Whole time my boy clowning me, "Gotdamn y'all dumb, he was white DarkSkinSamurai, white
!"Hit my mans who went to cop it with me with the
, we calling the plug back and this mf phone go off after the second call. Lost like $120 that night