What's up with black people that can't dance?

[Ness]

shyt is weird to me. I can't recall ever meeting a black person IRL that couldnt dance, but then again I realize that could jus be becuz they wasnt dancin

But its like, dancing is such a big part of all black cultures worldwide jus growin up in it shud naturally equip u wit the ability to at least not look like a fool on the dance floor. Not sayin every nikka shud be Chris Breezy wit the dance moves but shyt


Why is it so many folks on the coli say they cant dance at all or got no rythm? ....

 

[MidniteJay]

 

[STVNTMAN]

Can only dab ass nikkas

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I can completely understand not being able to be on some life of the party type dance shyt...

But if you can't give us the ignition remix bump



You can't be in my squad at the party



shyt even MJ could do the bump in a car.

 

[Ness]

Can only dab ass nikkas

Proper dabbin requires a certain amount of rythm/melanin tho

 

[InDePickWest]

I can't dance and I'm black.

Also can't braid hair.

Also can't sing.

I also don't have a top lip.

I'm also bad at picking up social cues.


I'm basically white w/o the privileges.

Kill me, brehs.

 

[Ness]

I can't dance and I'm black.

Also can't braid hair.

Also can't sing.

I also don't have a top lip.

I'm also bad at picking up social cues.


I'm basically white w/o the privileges.

Kill me, brehs.

sheesh. Aint yo booty flat too?

 

[InDePickWest]

sheesh. Aint yo booty flat too?

Forgot to mention that. It's non-existent. nikkas used to call me pancake booty. And when that 'flat buns' commercial from Jack N The Box got popular in middle school.. I used to here it all throughout the hallways.


My life all fukked up.

 

[InDePickWest]

It seemed like suicide was the only way.

 

[Brofato]

Pray for my niece, y'all. She's only 5 but she can't dance worth a damn. If you've ever seen Elaine dance then you've seen her dance.

I can't get down on some Electric Boogaloo shyt but I have some rhythm at least.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Pray for my niece, y'all. She's only 5 but she can't dance worth a damn. If you've ever seen Elaine dance then you've seen her dance.

I can't get down on some Electric Boogaloo shyt but I have some rhythm at least.

Oh Lord!

 

[Quest]

Pray for my niece, y'all. She's only 5 but she can't dance worth a damn. If you've ever seen Elaine dance then you've seen her dance.

I can't get down on some Electric Boogaloo shyt but I have some rhythm at least.

Not Elaine, lmao. I remember that one. I'll be praying for your niece.

 

[Ness]

Pray for my niece, y'all. She's only 5 but she can't dance worth a damn. If you've ever seen Elaine dance then you've seen her dance.

I can't get down on some Electric Boogaloo shyt but I have some rhythm at least.

Imma pray for her

 

[EffYou]

I'm just stiff.



I'll still turn up in a club, nikkas probably think I'm having a seizure

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

No rhythm having ass nikkas.