What's up with black people that can't dance?

[Milk N Cookies]

ayo it feels like there's a story there... real shyt tho

Well.... Saturday night I went to a party in the 100's. It was optional to bring a bottle so I did. I didn't wanna drive to the city so i rode with some friends. It was a table full of liquor and when I made a drink for myself of course I was very generous with the liquor. As i sipped my first drink I went to the basement and the music was crackin. At first I'm nodding my head taking in the scene. Then dj played Memphis Bleek


and I fukking lost it. Mind you I have been slipping heavy on this drink. Giving no fukks I'm into the song and swaying & shyt. Next thing I know I'm getting pulled from behind by some random dude. I'm like and I go with it. After a few songs I go near the girls i rode with and R. Kelly's backyard party played. That's when I did my limited two step. ThAt went off and some good shyt starts playing. I'm on the wall and dude got my arms over my head with one of his hands while holding me against him with the other. I'm going low and snaking my way up. There was a point where dude was pulling my braids as I danced on him. The dj on the mic yelling 'pull her hair! pull her hair!!' And still I'm dancing giving zero fukks.


At one point I was sandwhiched in between two dudes and held it down apparently. They had plans for me but told them I'm drunk enough to lose my inhibitions but not drunk enough to fukk. Twirled away to the other side of the room.



Through out the night I bounced between two or 3 other dudes. By 1 am I found out my ride left me. By 2 my ride that was gonna take me to my car had to make sure a dude who was blackout drunk on the ground (literally about Suge's size & I had to help coach him into throwing up so my ride could take him home) the drunk dude was so drunk he didn't know where his house was. We are driving around Roseland for like an hour looking for his house... I didn't get in until like 5 am. My mom was ready to kill me.


Come Monday I find out I was captured on snapchat dancing on the wall.


Oh yeah and I was also giving lap dances too... I was so ashamed when I was told how wild I was being.

The best way to describe the scene of the party is watching the Get Busy video.

Minus the kid sneaking in to basement to dance & everyone banging on the furnace. All in all, I had a good time.

 

[Calmye]

gay ass nikka.

 

[KravenMorehead™]

Well.... Saturday night I went to a party in the 100's. It was optional to bring a bottle so I did. I didn't wanna drive to the city so i rode with some friends. It was a table full of liquor and when I made a drink for myself of course I was very generous with the liquor. As i sipped my first drink I went to the basement and the music was crackin. At first I'm nodding my head taking in the scene. Then dj played Memphis Bleek


and I fukking lost it. Mind you I have been slipping heavy on this drink. Giving no fukks I'm into the song and swaying & shyt. Next thing I know I'm getting pulled from behind by some random dude. I'm like and I go with it. After a few songs I go near the girls i rode with and R. Kelly's backyard party played. That's when I did my limited two step. ThAt went off and some good shyt starts playing. I'm on the wall and dude got my arms over my head with one of his hands while holding me against him with the other. I'm going low and snaking my way up. There was a point where dude was pulling my braids as I danced on him. The dj on the mic yelling 'pull her hair! pull her hair!!' And still I'm dancing giving zero fukks.


At one point I was sandwhiched in between two dudes and held it down apparently. They had plans for me but told them I'm drunk enough to lose my inhibitions but not drunk enough to fukk. Twirled away to the other side of the room.



Through out the night I bounced between two or 3 other dudes. By 1 am I found out my ride left me. By 2 my ride that was gonna take me to my car had to make sure a dude who was blackout drunk on the ground (literally about Suge's size & I had to help coach him into throwing up so my ride could take him home) the drunk dude was so drunk he didn't know where his house was. We are driving around Roseland for like an hour looking for his house... I didn't get in until like 5 am. My mom was ready to kill me.


Come Monday I find out I was captured on snapchat dancing on the wall.


Oh yeah and I was also giving lap dances too... I was so ashamed when I was told how wild I was being.

The best way to describe the scene of the party is watching the Get Busy video.

Minus the kid sneaking in to basement to dance & everyone banging on the furnace. All in all, I had a good time.

classic shyt

 

[Crayola Coyote]

I suck at basketball... If I was good I would be point guard for the Kentucky Wildcats..

 

[mr.africa]

if you're 'black' and cannot dance, then you have some other 'blood' in you
have to yet meet a, for lack of better term' pure blood black who cannot dance

over here in africa, dance is nature and life.
we just do it and we don't need to be taught, we just know!!
truth!!!

 

[Crayola Coyote]

I live around too many whites folks. so when I dance they stop to "spectate" so I just don't do it. White chicks ask me "how come I'm not dancing?" I gotta give them the Just to let them know I'm not the safe ones. But when I'm around my own people I'm too shook to dance before someone clown me out for missing a dab or a whip. I'm conflicted brehs

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Well.... Saturday night I went to a party in the 100's. It was optional to bring a bottle so I did. I didn't wanna drive to the city so i rode with some friends. It was a table full of liquor and when I made a drink for myself of course I was very generous with the liquor. As i sipped my first drink I went to the basement and the music was crackin. At first I'm nodding my head taking in the scene. Then dj played Memphis Bleek


and I fukking lost it. Mind you I have been slipping heavy on this drink. Giving no fukks I'm into the song and swaying & shyt. Next thing I know I'm getting pulled from behind by some random dude. I'm like and I go with it. After a few songs I go near the girls i rode with and R. Kelly's backyard party played. That's when I did my limited two step. ThAt went off and some good shyt starts playing. I'm on the wall and dude got my arms over my head with one of his hands while holding me against him with the other. I'm going low and snaking my way up. There was a point where dude was pulling my braids as I danced on him. The dj on the mic yelling 'pull her hair! pull her hair!!' And still I'm dancing giving zero fukks.


At one point I was sandwhiched in between two dudes and held it down apparently. They had plans for me but told them I'm drunk enough to lose my inhibitions but not drunk enough to fukk. Twirled away to the other side of the room.



Through out the night I bounced between two or 3 other dudes. By 1 am I found out my ride left me. By 2 my ride that was gonna take me to my car had to make sure a dude who was blackout drunk on the ground (literally about Suge's size & I had to help coach him into throwing up so my ride could take him home) the drunk dude was so drunk he didn't know where his house was. We are driving around Roseland for like an hour looking for his house... I didn't get in until like 5 am. My mom was ready to kill me.


Come Monday I find out I was captured on snapchat dancing on the wall.


Oh yeah and I was also giving lap dances too... I was so ashamed when I was told how wild I was being.

The best way to describe the scene of the party is watching the Get Busy video.

Minus the kid sneaking in to basement to dance & everyone banging on the furnace. All in all, I had a good time.

I’ll never forget this night.

 

[N711oir]

 

[N711oir]

who controls all the media and music distribution companies?

They only show you handful of a list "black" producers...

But who you think is majority of individuals "really" behind the music you listen to

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

I don't see the point of dancing unless you no choreographed moves or know how to break

i don't find dancing fun it is just sometimes necessary for

i always been the mean mug in the corner type

 

[Antwon Mitchell]

You obviously don't know much black people to assume and conclude that every last one of us can dance. That's just not my thing.

 

[Tiffrock]

God sent me the only Jamaican who doesn't dance...dont know if he can or not

rihanna side eye

• Tiffrock
• May 15, 2018
• rihanna side eye

rihanna side eye

 

[AquaCityBoy]

I can't dance.

Someone asked me to dance at a wedding last week and I was like.