4 and I aint proud... Story time..
1. I met this chick at a house (music) rave in Aug chilled with her most the night. Turned out my friend got her number like earlier that summer but nothing came of it. I get her number and nothing comes of it but I dont block her. So she prees my snaps and what not. On NYE I was super duper waved dont remember anything passed 12.30am. She saw me in the club and took me home (back to mine) I was so drunk I actually didnt remember fukking her. She said she felt like she took advantage of me which she def did. Imagine when we left the club she had my phone, house keys, bank card. I was so smashed I ran out the taxi at mcdonalds to run back to the club to get my phone and fell after taking like 2 steps out the taxi lol.
2. So few weeks ago I moved out my flat, knew I had 2 weeks left and I was newly single so I jumped on tinder matched this lil white chick that lives at the end of my olf road. Went out on a date on the 30th Dec just for drinks. Then I basically told her I was moving out in a few days and if she wanna come over come tru. Long story short she came thru I smashed and had to hand over the keys that morning.
3. another tinder chick this was ermm last sunday, p*ssy was bomb... been a long time since doggy style had me bussin nutsssssss. fukked again on tuesday but she bushed me on friday for cancelling a date called me a fukk boy. chick low key crazy.
4. fukked my best girl friend coz i usually do when i stay round hers during the week coz shes 10mins away from my work place. She in love wit me but will never admit it.