What’s Your Earliest Memory? I Swear I Don’t Remember Shyt Until I Was Like 12

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People say all the time “oh I remember when I was like 3 years old” and i’m like :rudy:

I feel like everything before 12 was like a fever dream :dwillhuh: into my teenage years my memories get more distinct & vivid, but those childhood years are a blur mang :whew:
 

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i had a crazy memory from when i was a kid. i was playing down at the creek behind our house and i saw this giant white turtle, about half the size of a volkswagen looking at me. i stared at it for a minute and i turned around and it was gone. my great grandmother had just died. idk if they were related or if i got hit in the head or what but i cant explain it

earliest i can remember is being 3 or 4 and walking with my mom. i dont know where we were going but i seem to remember we were in danger. probably one of her loser abusive boyfriends at the time
 

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My oldest memories are more like flashes of things. Nothing really concrete minus a handful of events before I turned 9 or 10. From then on I would say my memory is solid.
 

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Rolling downa grass hill at around 3-4
Running as fast as I can with my Unc, same age ish
I also remember being in the cradle visually
 

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My earliest memory I was about 5.

I was on the school playground there was a bee's nest near the slide and I got stung.

One of the teachers heard me took me inside and reach for a debit card and started scrapping where the bee stung me.

I believe she was Caribbean, long story short I've been FBA ever since then :mjpls:
 
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I don't know which was first but I know they're my oldest memories and happened around the same winter.

Either me being outside with my mother scooping up snow in a glass jar.

Or sitting with my uncle in front of the old school wall heater joints like this.
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And him telling me not to put my hands directly on it because it will burn me.

I was 3.:ehh:



I hope you're not blocking out some fukked up shyt, OP.
 

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My earliest memory I was about 5.

I was on the school playground their was a bee's nest near the slide and I got stung.

One of the teachers heard me took me inside and reach for a debit card and started scrapping wear the bee stung me.

I believe see was Caribbean, long story short I've been FBA ever since then :mjpls:

Wtf:wtf:. I swear I almost wrote my next memory is when I was 5 and a bee stung me!
 

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I remember small windows of 3-4 years old. I remember my bedroom having too many clowns in it that creeped the hell out of me. I feel like the only reason why I have vivid memories of being 4 (1990) was solely because of TMNT :russ:
 

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you don't remember kindergarten through seventh grade? :picard:
Bits and pieces but my childhood years almost felt like a dream that never really happened… :huhldup: those years hazy af


Things become clear & concrete once i hit like 12 and become a realized being. Before that tho :patrice:
 
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