What's your earliest memory?

[ManxOfxThexYear]

i know most people can't remember shyt before 5 years old, but the earliest thing I can remember is sitting around in kindergarten watching the teacher read a book and I was checking a little girl out and playing with my shoe laces. Everything else is a blur, shyt I can't even differentiate memories of 2nd and 3rd grade.

 

[Sithlord Piff]

Earliest memory...Pops taking the training wheels off my bike and me busting my ass on the pavement at around 4.

 

[ManxOfxThexYear]

Earliest memory...Pops taking the training wheels off my bike and me busting my ass on the pavement at around 4.

Breh, at least your pops was there helping you become the man you are today.

 

[Biscayne]

Watching In Living Color when I was two.

 

[MikelArteta]

Being 3 and seeing a roach in some crummy ass apartment

 

[Boogie]

I was 4 and my cousin sat on my transformer and broke it!!!

 

[Larry Lobster]

My mama putting that crack in my crack.

 

[ManxOfxThexYear]

My mama putting that crack in my crack.

 

[Worl Boss 1Don]

going to the beach with my mother

 

[Larry Lobster]

A yung nikka was like

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Me and my mom going to this old movie rental place called Pick-A-Flick and I got Brave Little Toaster and episodes of Tailspin

 

[Malta]

I have some early memories from our first apartment, and we left there when I was 2.

I remember hitting my fathers friend on the foot with a toy hammer and my father picking me up and tickling me for doing it. I also remember looking out our window and into the courtyard, and I remember when they used a roach bomb in the apartment and my sister and me our room was covered in plastic. Also our mom used to tell us Roaches were "Ants" just in case we had company and one of us spotted a roach we'd say "Mommy an ant!"

 

[FreedMind]

Kindergarten. Every morning we had to recite the date, and I remarked to the teacher's assistant that I was tired of it always being the year 2000 -- that I wanted to reach the year 3000 already.


Dead ass this bytch looks at me and says "3000? We'll probably all be dead by then."

I shrugged it off, but by the end of the day I was crying cause it sunk in that everyone I ever knew and cared about would die eventually.

 

[Randy Marsh]

Breaking my leg at 4 years old.. I jumped down the stairs after my bouncy ball and landed on/in my little red and yellow car the ones you use your feet to drive. Broke my leg in 2 places and was stuck in the hospital for weeks. That's such a clear memory for me yet I can't remember some shyt that happened a couple years back.. I don't remember being in hospital but my mom got a picture of me laid up with my leg in a cast..

 

[Pineal Gland]

Almost drowning at 3 or 4