What's your favorite punchline ever?

[nairdas]

Say what you will about Montana of 300 but that nikka be having some crazy lines. This shyt blew my mind

"I got killers that's hired to shot
Bro poppin that steel(Steel) once I give him the cue(Q)
You get dropped like you Bishop for trying my Juice"

Just

 

[FreshAIG]

It's crazy, I legit thought about making this exact thread last night. But anyone who knows me, knows my answer. I always quote this line:

"I'm Half-Hitler, Half-Jewish, I'm gassed off myself" - Ras Kass

 

[Solomon Lurke]

Not the most elaborate but I still regularly and randomly say “Don’t call me dunn (done) til I’m finished” in my best Thirstin Howl voice.

 

[Mr. Negative]

Me, broke?
That's an oxymoron.

 

[Alvin]

Lloyd Banks - Victory freestyle

 

[dezert_storm]

I came straight up out the gutter like a bowling pin

 

[Pegasus Jackson]

When the shyt hits the fan, I'll stab your ass quicker than a Mexican.

 

[GetRichOrDieTryin]

I flow like I'm headless
No mind
I can say don't rhyme
And it's gon rhyme

 

[Professor K.]

No honor amongst fellows, shyt's harder than sitting with a blind man and tryna describe yellow" -Wasalu Muhfukkin Jaco

 

[ReasonableMatic]

They say Candyman, Candyman, spit me a dream
Blow a chunk of the levee out and spit me a stream
Knock a man's house down and build a casin'
A $2000 government check from FEM‘
I swam down shyt's creek and came up clean
With a new lease on life like Andy Dufresne

- Jay Electronica (Exhibit A)

I litteraly had to stop the song and catch myself the first time I heard it
That Shawshank Redemption reference was just too wild

 

[nairdas]

No honor amongst fellows, shyt's harder than sitting with a blind man and tryna describe yellow" -Wasalu Muhfukkin Jaco

What song is that from again? Even when I google the lyrics it's not coming up.

 

[fifth column]

Like short sleeves I bear arms

 

[brianwuzhere]

What song is that from again? Even when I google the lyrics it's not coming up.

Theme Music To A Drive-By, the "bar" scheme at the end is crazy too.

 

[The Exchanges]

You a star but I'm a whole planet

 

[Ty-Fife]

We got more 4, 5's and 9's than a deck of cards

Prime Banks was that nikka