What's your State of the Union speech look like?

[AllHolosEve]

You got the whole world attention. You on T.V. everywhere. It's live so you can say whatever before they cut off. Speak on the issues you gonna bring up.

I'm just imagining the fukkery of a Coli Breh giving a worldwide speech.

 

[AllHolosEve]

Nobody?

 

[Uitomy]

" these hoes must be stopped! OJ DID IT but he a fool on twitter. Conoleza Rice still a bytch. Walmart sucks, free cocaine for the whole country, I can't feel my legs! I'm out!"

I'll then proceed to pass out from heat exhaustion even if it's inside


I think that'll help the moral for the country

 

[BlackDiBiase]

id be like *cut-the music*

you're listen to the black robert f kennedy you heard. we out to stop the rise of banana pudding loving hovito and his halle berry fromp b.a.p.s and while we are talking real trill shyt. free healthcare, free massage spa tokens for the unemployed, free dispensary cards for the unemployed and free seminars for the unemployed.

*pulls out second amendment - burns it with lighter*

only thing popping from here on out, is my vice president boogaloo shrimp and ministry of defence popping taco.

*drops-mic - to the cabinet coming out to applause*

sweeping the streets again, vote dibiase, ghadaffi disciple !!!

 

[Stone Cold]

 

[humminbird]

If y’all can cash app me at ******** it would be appreciated
No seriously i would just do the boondocks thing from the first episode

 

[Easy-E]

America, we need to address...THE COLI CASH BUBBLE

We're exporting too many threads to LSA!!!

 

[AllHolosEve]

*My opening speech*
"We need equally & restoration in..."
*Mics don't work for some reason"
*Secret Security pulls me away for safety"

I'd say shyt on a different level.

 

[AllHolosEve]

America, we need to address...THE COLI CASH BUBBLE

We're exporting too many threads to LSA!!!

fukk it Americans, we need to come together & permanently ban posters from...

 

[SATAN]

"BUM STIGGETY BUM STIGGETY BUM, HON..."