when a chick comes over what do you have at the crib ?

[Raheem95]

i usually got a bottle of hennessy, some gas to smoke on, and i order some food like chinese or pizza

 

[Remote]

 

[Diondon]

Clean house
clean sheets
food
wine
movie
condoms

 

[Silkk]

Drinks
Temp set low as fukk
1 blanket
And a horror movie(fukked up last time putting on a comedy )

 

[XII]

Drinks

And freeze pops to hit the lil nikkas with

 

[whknorth]

since u will be in the bassment with yo tranny friend, I suggest u blow the smoke out the Microsoft Windows and leave them open so yo mom wont smell the weed. Get some Phabreeze. Or better yet smoke outside.

 

[Silkk]

And freeze pops to hit the lil nikkas with

lil nikkas? They better keep they ass home

 

[Quest]

Depends on the female. But, I keep the movie thing covered.

 

[Kenyan West]

Important thing first : the smell. I let my ex choose candles for my spot. After I threw her out like Uncle Phil does Jazzy Jeff, I went back to the store to buy the exact same candles after she took them. When I know a chick is coming thru, crib smell is on point. "Ooh, it smells good in here!" Secondly, I bought a trashcan with a lid for my bathroom. Toiletries is on 9000 too, for everything they want to do.

Spirits/Mixers. Beer. Snacks. Hookah. Bed made with pillow sham to look more inviting. Dim lighting. Music collection. Movie collection. DGAF attitude.

 

[Robbie3000]

Drinks
Temp set low as fukk
1 blanket
And a horror movie(fukked up last time putting on a comedy )

This is a man with a plan.

 

[UpAndComing]

A DVD movie and my dikk

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Clean sheets. Neat house. Place smelling good...various types of air fresheners. One of them joints that warms scented wax are good.

Snacks and drinks on deck. Keep some Moscato or Sangria or white zinfadel in the fridge. Candles if it's at night.

You need something to dimly light the room when it's time to smash. A lava lamp or LED light...even a bright ass alarm clock will work. A strobe light if she's into that.

Have a netflix account, or some access to a variety of movies/shows.

Have the thermostat on cool, but ask her how she feels and adjust it if she says she's too hot or cold to let her know you care.

Sex playlist on deck that's easily accessible. I prefer 80's and 90's R&B. Have the condom in easy reach, like under the pillow.

Have a fresh towel and wash cloth ready for if she wants to clean up.

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Netflix

 

[Paradise]

 

[Fatboi1]

Netflix
Clean and good smelling room.
Bathroom clean
No Pets
Mirror
Dark Room dimly lit.