When a chick says, "You never talk about yourself"

[Reginald Noble]

There is a limit. I would not recommend talking to the average American chick about these things unless it's like a year in at least:

• Pretty much nothing about my fam beyond the superficial
• No details about my past (nothing to hide but still, it's the principle)
• No details about my career, maybe a little about my current job but no past or future
• No long term plans or life goals

Maybe we can discuss:

• Real Husbands of Hollywood
• What you buying yourself to drink at the bar tonight (cause I ain't paying for that shyt)
• What type of dudes sweating you and how I'm 1000% better than them from birth naturally by default
• What type of Women I like (not you of course)
• What type of liquor I drink
• What crazy shyt my brehs getting into this weekend
• Damn it's crazy the price of LOUD these days (Lean too) are we in a national shortage?
• ETC other superficial meaningless shyt

You can't be getting into nothing serious with a bytch you just met I don't care if she told you her dog just died.

And as always, ignore any advice Women on the Coli have on this topic.