When a chick that you haven't fukked yet asks you to buy her something

[aXiom]

bytch

 

[MikelArteta]

So if you smash its ok?

Simp

 

[The Mad Titan]

 

[Taadow]

They never ask me to buy 'em anything...it's like they awwready know better.



...but real chit - if she got it and you want it, put ya money down.

 

[aXiom]

So if you smash its ok?

Simp

Depends, chicks buy me shyt too

Some females have been spoiled by simps and got the nerve to come at a nikka reckless when I don't even know what color panties this bytch is wearing

They never ask me to buy 'em anything...it's like they awwready know better.



...but real chit - if she got it and you want it, put ya money down.

Last time i checked the ratio of females to vaginas was 1:1

 

[Groanman]

Welcome, to the FriendZone.

 

[Couth]

Depends on the girl. If we're actually vibing i have no problem spending a few dollars on her.

But if shes one of those girls who tries to run game i'll just flip the script on her.

 

[MikelArteta]

Stop buying things for women, nukkaz will do anything for vagin or to keep smashing

Pathetic

 

[rogue_riezo]

Can't say I know how it feels. Women know not to ask a broke breh to buy them shyt.

 

[Mr. Negative]

I love when chicks come around you and try to pray shyt into existence.

her: *walks not quite next to you, but close enough* "I shoooole is hungry. *glances in your direction* "

You: uh huh. *watches tv*

Her: "I shooooole would be nice to have something to eat. man, I'm hungry. I aint have time fo breakfast today... *glances at you* "

You: *thinking "damn, Suze Orman could get it"*

Her: *mumbling under breath* well, fukk you, nikka. *storms off*

You: *while she's just within earshot* man, I'm hungry! Guess I'll hit up Panera Bread!