When a female says "I get tested every couple months, but I dont have sex" w

[BrothaZay]

Doesnt make sense to me.

Thats like calling the police station to see if you got a warrant, even tho u stay in the house all day and never committed a crime.

Calling papa johns and checking on a order, but you dont eat pizza

 

[Raw Lyrics]

 

[QuintessentialBM]

 

[Illuminatos]

Anal sex doesn't count.

 

[mortuus est]

"i got my results yesterday, i can go raw tonight"



*buss's a nut in her doggy style*

 

[MikelArteta]

Anal sex doesn't count.

neither does oral

 

[BrothaZay]

neither does oral

bruh true story, one my female friends has the nerve to literally call herself a virgin, just because she hasnt had sex( supposedly) since last year

 

[twan83]

when i hear that i just

they be like why

I'm like u gonna find out in a few hours why u saying daddy or papi too me

she be like

few hours later

daddy or papi

i'm like

 

[MikelArteta]

bruh true story, one my female friends has the nerve to literally call herself a virgin, just because she hasnt had sex( supposedly) since last year

being celibate for a few months for some of these whores is a accomplishment.

I remember years ago banging this girl and she started to bleed and she dropped the "i havent had sex in 4 months"

um no you were on your period you lying c*nt

 

[King Poetic]

she must doesn't count giving dome as sex

 

[Nino Brown]

 

[KinksandCoils]

Clearly she is lying