When can a chick fart around you?

[2 one 3]

real shyt...I was with this chick yesterday and she ended up falling asleep. This bytch farted I don’t know how many times in her sleep


Luckily I didn’t smell anything but ghat damn... shyt was a huge turnoff and I known her for a few months. She texted me this morning on some “sorry I was tooting”





so my question is when is it acceptable for a chick to fart around you

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

Cali hoes stink

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

never.

 

[2 one 3]

Cali hoes stink

I’m in Portland cuh

 

[Big Mel]

when she's ready to die.

 

[DreadBrown]

she farted I don’t know how many times in her sleep

Alot of women are like this, they hold it in all day trying be to lady like then explode once they fall asleep

 

[old pig]

She texted me this morning on some “sorry I was tooting”

 

[Born2BKing]

Tooting? Is said woman caucasian?

 

[Guile]

Did ya'll not live with female family members or something or go to school or something? They have already been farting around you.

 

[Saint1]

On accident. We can laugh. She'll get roasted. None of that casual broadcast shyt though.

 

[General Mills]

 

[beenz]

if it happens in their sleep, what u sposed to do anyways???

 

[Ducktales]

Better be a accident

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

that last part talking about going to their amazon shop might as well be the "Jet2 Holiday" voiceover

 

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