When did girls' facebook profiles become renditions of Fort Knox?

[Ohene]

Got damn, what the hell is with these barriers now?

I made a facebook again for school purposes (group work and shyt). Might as well add hoes too though right?

WRONG.

Got hoes with profiles where you cant even send a friend request
Got hoes with profiles where even after youre friends you cant see their photos
Got hoes with profiles where even after youre friends you cant see their friends list
etc etc

Brehs...When did facebook become so trife?

These hoes I've met adding a nikka and then I cant even evaluate em because everything is blocked. These new age girls are narcissistic as hell. SMH.

 

[Emperor Sol]

You lost for even using that awful site to begin with, even if it was for school

LinkedIn for those business connects and twitter for all my other/important news

No whores cluttering my feed with irrelevant tripe

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

WAIT SO YOU'RE MAD BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GO THROUGH THE LIFE OF A PERSON YOU DON'T KNOW? NOW IF SHE DID PUT HER PICS OUT FOR YOU TO SEE YOU'D CALL HER AN ATTENTION WHORE.

 

[Slystallion]

stalk irrelevant hoes who wouldn't let you pipe anyway on facebook breh's

 

[Ohene]

You lost for even using that awful site to begin with, even if it was for school

LinkedIn for those business connects and twitter for all my other/important news

No whores cluttering my feed with irrelevant tripe

You lost for messing with whores that would clutter your news feed with irrelevant tripe

If every nikka in a group project is using a facebook group...you gonna say nah lets fukk with Google + just to be different?
You gonna sell textbooks on linkedin?

 

[Ohene]

WAIT SO YOU'RE MAD BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GO THROUGH THE LIFE OF A PERSON YOU DON'T KNOW? NOW IF SHE DID PUT HER PICS OUT FOR YOU TO SEE YOU'D CALL HER AN ATTENTION WHORE.

That's the thing though. These are girls I know but I cant even send a request! It's just something funny I've noticed.

Even when selling textbooks, if you dont have people from the school on your friend list people will think its a scam.

Theres even times where a girl tries to bag me...I dont find her attractive enough but look to facebook to give her the benefit of the doubt. They'll send ME a request out the blue...yet I cant even view nothing Why would I bother keeping you on my list?

 

[Emperor Sol]

You lost for messing with whores that would clutter your news feed with irrelevant tripe

If every nikka in a group project is using a facebook group...you gonna say nah lets fukk with Google + just to be different?

Y'all nikkas ain't heard of google docs?

 

[Ohene]

stalk irrelevant hoes who wouldn't give you the pipe on facebook breh's

Mess with trannies brehs

If you dont know how to use black slang...dont use it my yellow breh

 

[Ohene]

Y'all nikkas ain't heard of google docs?

People post google doc links in facebook groups...even Google Hangouts for video conferences...but people dont use Google + to post updates regarding progress on projects and stuff.

 

[kermit da hustla]

Got damn, what the hell is with these barriers now?

I made a facebook again for school purposes (group work and shyt). Might as well add hoes too though right?

WRONG.

Got hoes with profiles where you cant even send a friend request
Got hoes with profiles where even after youre friends you cant see their photos
Got hoes with profiles where even after youre friends you cant see their friends list
etc etc

Brehs...When did facebook become so trife?

These hoes I've met adding a nikka and then I cant even evaluate em because everything is blocked. These new age girls are narcissistic as hell. SMH.

you sound mad thirsty.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

1. They probably had thirsty nikkas at their neck. I seen how these fags always tryin to hit on a girl with a man and every time she's like it's embarrassing..

2. They could also be insecure. Their friends will tag them in pics and they don't like the way look in the pics so instead of constantly untaggin they will just shut off the shyt completely.

 

[Ohene]

1. They probably had thirsty nikkas at their neck. I seen how these fags always tryin to hit on a girl with a man and every time she's like it's embarrassing..

2. They could also be insecure. Their friends will tag them in pics and they don't like the way look in the pics so instead of constantly untaggin they will just shut off the shyt completely.

Breh...its ridiculous

I don't know what could go on in a dudes brain that makes him think gassing her up on FB is gonna get him a sniff of the p*ssy. It's so backwards

 

[TM101]

Hoes be takin classes on the advanced privacy settings. Girls be doing things I didn't even know was possible until they add me/ i visit their page.

 

[TM101]

1. They probably had thirsty nikkas at their neck. I seen how these fags always tryin to hit on a girl with a man and every time she's like it's embarrassing..

2. They could also be insecure. Their friends will tag them in pics and they don't like the way look in the pics so instead of constantly untaggin they will just shut off the shyt completely.

Meh, skynet still has their facial data. I untagged myself from every photo just for that reason.

 

[Ohene]

Hoes be takin classes on the advanced privacy settings. Girls be doing things I didn't even know was possible until they add me/ i visit their page.

but fam, you ever have a girl add you and then you cant even see nothing . Why are you even adding me?

and to the girls tired of being harassed...why are you letting random dudes you don't know add you on FB in the first place?

I respect a girl who keeps her stuff on lock down but its just funny how deep it goes.