When did you finally realize that doctors are nothing but pharmaceutical salesmen?

[Schmoove]

Patient: "Doc I'm sick."
Doc: What are your symptoms?
Patient: "Coughing, sneezing, etc."
Doc: *probes nasal cavity* .... I'm going to give you these free samples of (insert drug here). If it works, here's a prescription for it. If not, come back in a week.
Patient: "Thanks doc!" *walks to desk to pay $50 co-pay*
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....one week later....
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Patient: It didn't work.
Doc: "Did you take it as directed?"
Patient: Yes.
Doc:
Patient: *leaves to pay another $50 co-pay*











































This whole country is a scam

 

[matthew2777]

private clinics definitely

tried to give me a 400 dollar bill for a cold lol... said i needed all these different things..i was like just give me the antibiotics

 

[Schmoove]

I'mma start going Esau=Evil on these scavenger ass doctors.

 

[iamduval]

they precribe that new brand instead of the generic. "medical reasons"

 

[606onit]

this is thru tho....these docs are scam artists....We need more tribal doctors in the field. Anyone ever heard of Dr. Sebi? He apparently knows a natural cure for that house in Virginia.

 

[semtex]

ibogaine would shut down rehab clinics.

 

[Born2BKing]

You can go to 3 different doctors and get three different answers to whats wrong with you. I went to 3 different doctors office for dizziness, one said it was vertigo, one said it was an inner ear infection and one said it was because my blood pressure rose a bit. 3 different doctors, 3 different prescriptions.

 

[Crakface]

You right. Took my girl to the dr and this idiot gives two prescriptions that dont work. Got a referral to a specialty dr who figured out the real issue.........but still gave a prescription. It worked though