When Did You Realise You Weren't shyt

[BocaRear]

As a kid, we all liked to believe we were the centre of the universe. I even used to think it was impossible for me to die because I would eat fish bones and be perfectly fine

Once you enter your teen years however, you start to realise that shyt ain't sweet at all ,

I'm bout to be a man and im leaving my teen years behind so I'm at the point in my life now where I can see where I can either fukk myself up or be a success story and make my family proud.

But I just been under the crushing weight and realisation that I ain't shyt and this has been building up for a while now

1st with the saving of a prostitute who I had a blind date with on Valentine's Day who continued to be a prostitute despite my best attempts

But recently I came to this conclusion when I was at a house party instead of studying last week and the DJ played that TLC song where the bytches say they "don't want no scrub"

So I was just listening to the lyrics and was like " all this shyt applies to me "

Word for word I did all the shyt in that song. I'm 18 wit no job, no cash, no car, no hoes im bout to go university to study law if I get my grades so I got that going for me, but apart from that


I looked around and realised the people at the party were 2 years younger than me and my friends and we were the oldest nikkas in that bytch, plus I had an essay due the next morning.

So I ask you Coli brehs, what specific event/scenario did you realise you ain't shyt? Please share humorous stories

 

[b_low_brown]

This nikka 18 talking like he in his mid thirties

Shut the fukk up nikka you barely getting started

 

[Thuglet]

Still ain't realised I ain't shyt

Gonna ride the wave until I crash breh

 

[BocaRear]

Still ain't realised I ain't shyt

Gonna ride the wave until I crash breh

May trouble neglect you akh:saddrake:

 

[Farrinto]

When I spent my days browsing and posting on the coli

 

[BocaRear]

When I spent my days browsing and posting on the coli

You ain't too far gone yet breh, you ain't even reach 5k posts

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

Man this would've been eye opening if I was a 15 year old bore like OP.

 

[BocaRear]

Man this would've been eye opening if I was a 15 year old bore like OP.

Now I'll tell you H'what now Bobby

 

[SwagmundFreud]

Foh, you're still a child bruh

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

Now I'll tell you H'what now Bobby

You're pontificating shyt that literally EVERYONE has gone thru at 18.

And you think it's some grandiose euphoria that only few can experience. You fukking boob.

 

[IVS]

I seen fiends pay for the fix when their kids couldn't eat. And with is in mind, I still aint quit and thats how I knew

 

[BocaRear]

I seen fiends pay for the fix when their kids couldn't eat. And with is in mind, I still aint quit and thats how I knew

Thanks for putting this thread into perspective with some seriousness,

no one else is willing to share stories, this was originally intended to be a light-hearted thread where nikkas could laugh about some Ls

But damn

 

[YeLovesBoston]

Just logged on after jacking off for 3 hours .

 

[Mr210]

Thanks for putting this thread into perspective with some seriousness,

no one else is willing to share stories, this was originally intended to be a light-hearted thread where nikkas could laugh about some Ls

But damn

Yo the OP post was the best since I stopped making threads, he had me rolling

 

[BocaRear]

Just logged on after jacking off for 3 hours .

You really a slime ball, 3 hours???

Yo the OP post was the best since I stopped making threads, he had me rolling

If you can't laugh at yourself and your Ls, what can you laugh at?