When did You Realize Cacazoids Weren't Like You?

[Rice'N Beckford]

i remember when I was around 9-10 yrs old and I had 2 neighbors that were white famalies with kids around my age.

One day, the boys were playing in the backyard with water guns nshyt but the thing is... They were ass naked. dikks hangin out nshyt

nikkas looked like they were having so much fun runnin in grass and mud butt ass naked. But Something in my young little head knew that is something blacks dont do.

Cacs gotta be the most fearless ppl ever. Dont care about they feet or runnin assed out in some woods.

Just yesterday, I saw this cac at the gym barefoot on the bathroom. Piss everywhere on the floor and this nikka dont got nothin on his feet

 

[Pesci]

you've discovered our secret weapon: the ability to be naked in public

 

[OwenReese]

I spent the night at a friend of mine's house as a child and there was but one bar of soap for all needs in the bathroom. I had to import soap from the outside bros.

 

[Matt504]

The gymnasium in Ancient Greece functioned as a training facility for competitors in public games. It was also a place for socializing and engaging in intellectual pursuits. The name comes from the Ancient Greek term gymnós meaning "naked". Athletes competed nude, a practice said to encourage aesthetic appreciation of the male body and a tribute to the gods. Gymnasia and palestrae (wrestling schools) were under the protection and patronage of Heracles, Hermes and, in Athens, Theseus.[1]

 

[Mr.Big Meat McGee]

It's been known Greeks were as fukk.

 

[aaaaaaa]

Went to the YMCA and saw all the old naked white men just chilling like it's all good. Mad eye contact with a few of them. That's what made me the man I am today

 

[Drones]

I don't know when that exact moment was, but there were a few things I noticed over the years that made me realize the difference.

-White people keeping their feet out in any situation - I was at the beach the other day and this cacman was running around the jogging track in his bare feet. Like OP said there's all kinds of piss and bacteria everywhere and this dude was running on concrete with no shoes.

-White people letting their dogs kiss them on the mouth and sleeping in the bed with their dogs. A dog will eat his own shyt and cacs will let them lick their faces. No chatty patty but Wiz Khalifa actually had an issue with this where his baby moms was letting the dog eat turds and lick their son on the face.

-White people not seasoning their food - I dated a cacette for a little while in college and she would never season any of her food. It was good sometimes but some of the shyt was so bland I couldn't comprehend it.

-White people and homosexuality - I remember being at summer camp with some white kids and these little boys, maybe 9 or 10 kept kissing each other. I couldnt understand it. They were kissing each other and just laughing their asses off.

 

[IllustratorMike]

i remember when I was around 9-10 yrs old and I had 2 neighbors that were white famalies with kids around my age.

One day, the boys were playing in the backyard with water guns nshyt but the thing is... They were ass naked. dikks hangin out nshyt

nikkas looked like they were having so much fun runnin in grass and mud butt ass naked. But Something in my young little head knew that is something blacks dont do.

Cacs gotta be the most fearless ppl ever. Dont care about they feet or runnin assed out in some woods.

Just yesterday, I saw this cac at the gym barefoot on the bathroom. Piss everywhere on the floor and this nikka dont got nothin on his feet

Breh, thank you for the laugh. Love this site!

 

[Lil Gangsta]

nikka basically bitin my thread

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/did-u-have-a-c00n-phase.309436/

nah nikka it aint gon happen.
this thread is now about ribs

 

[Regine Hunter]

When I was about 8 and this one girl in my class would always ask stupid questions about my hair, like why it "stuck out" instead of "hang off your back" like hers did.

 

[Lil Gangsta]

When I was about 8 and this one girl in my class would always ask stupid questions about my hair, like why it "stuck out" instead of "hang off your back" like hers did.

stop goin off topic

 

[killacal]

When I was in 1st grade and a cac tried to explain what a sunburn was

Cac: you know when the sun burns you I hate that
Me: why would it do that
cac : look it makes you peel (shows shoulder)
Me: you look like a fukkin snake

 

[Willy Waffle]

i remember when I was around 9-10 yrs old and I had 2 neighbors that were white famalies with kids around my age.

One day, the boys were playing in the backyard with water guns nshyt but the thing is... They were ass naked. dikks hangin out nshyt

nikkas looked like they were having so much fun runnin in grass and mud butt ass naked. But Something in my young little head knew that is something blacks dont do.

Cacs gotta be the most fearless ppl ever. Dont care about they feet or runnin assed out in some woods.

Just yesterday, I saw this cac at the gym barefoot on the bathroom. Piss everywhere on the floor and this nikka dont got nothin on his feet

this.

when i was in college i never understood that shyt.

one time i remember being in the laundry room which was in the basement and there wasn't a dryer open. this one kid walks in barefoot with a pizza in his hand. he couldn't take all of his clothes out of the dryer, so the motherfukka put his pizza on top of the dryer took his clothes out and said "you can use this one bro" shyt just bugged me out as he put his clothes in his basket and then started to eat his pizza again.

another incident, i stayed on the 2nd floor and the whole floor was nothing but first year wrestlers who did crazy shyt. every time i went to take a shyt or even shower i went to the 3rd floor which was the upperclassmen floor and it was clean. i had to take a shyt ASAP and didn't want to go upstairs so, i said fuk it and used the 2nd floor bathroom. i walk in and see guy butt ass naked literally covered from his legs up to his head in shaving cream. while the other is going up and down with a razor whats even worse is they had had food on the sink and the dude getting shaved is eating. shyt was straight up nasty, i never in life imagined anybody doing shyt like this. i was so traumatized i stayed up until 5 in the mourning playing gta just to get that shyt out of my head.

 

[IllustratorMike]

this.

when i was in college i never understood that shyt.

one time i remember being in the laundry room which was in the basement and there wasn't a dryer open. this one kid walks in barefoot with a pizza in his hand. he couldn't take all of his clothes out of the dryer, so the motherfukka put his pizza on top of the dryer took his clothes out and said "you can use this one bro" shyt just bugged me out as he put his clothes in his basket and then started to eat his pizza again.

another incident, i stayed on the 2nd floor and the whole floor was nothing but first year wrestlers who did crazy shyt. every time i went to take a shyt or even shower i went to the 3rd floor which was the upperclassmen floor and it was clean. i had to take a shyt ASAP and didn't want to go upstairs so, i said fuk it and used the 2nd floor bathroom. i walk in and see guy butt ass naked literally covered from his legs up to his head in shaving cream. while the other is going up and down with a razor whats even worse is they had had food on the sink and the dude getting shaved is eating. shyt was straight up nasty, i never in life imagined anybody doing shyt like this. i was so traumatized i stayed up until 5 in the mourning playing gta just to get that shyt out of my head.

Damn.