When i think about the p*ssy that i missed out that was thrown at me when i was a teen

[Formerly Black Trash]

That I missed out on because I was shy and insecure

And now I'm flabby and sick and no one just shows up any more

 

[RamsayBolton]

I dont mind the p*ssy I missed out on anymore

The p*ssy i self-sabotaged though...

 

[RaspberryFitted]

there’s a megathread based on this topic lol

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

there’s a megathread based on this topic lol

 

[BaldingSoHard]

That I missed out on because I was shy and insecure

And now I'm flabby and sick and no one just shows up any more

Flabby and sick is a choice, breh. Download MyFitnessPal and get your shyt together. You can more than make up for lost time with how fast women are nowadays. You could be dripping in bytches 3 months from now.

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Flabby and sick is a choice, breh. Download MyFitnessPal and get your shyt together. You can more than make up for lost time with how fast women are nowadays.

I ain't that flabby

I'm just old

Wishing for the simpler days of youth

 

[Fmju]

“You fingered me but wouldn’t fukk me?” Is seared into my memory. She said she was in the end stages of her period but I ain’t know that meant “just strap up nikka” at the time I’m thinkin she still bleeding. And yes even after I took my fingers out and there was no blood shyt still didn’t click. High school me was embarrassing sometimes but it made so I never made that mistake again

But at 30 goin on 31 I’m havin my way with hoes idk what changed I look the same body wise, skinny with a lil carryout & 40oz gut. If I was in shape shyt would be treacherous out here for these hoes

 

[RickyDiBiase]

I ain't that flabby

I'm just old

Wishing for the simpler days of youth

Stop being a victim, put the snack cakes down and get your ass in the gym

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

“You fingered me but wouldn’t fukk me?” Is seared into my memory. She said she was in the end stages of her period but I ain’t know that meant “just strap up nikka” at the time I’m thinkin she still bleeding. And yes even after I took my fingers out and there was no blood shyt still didn’t click. High school me was embarrassing sometimes but it made so I never made that mistake again

But at 30 goin on 31 I’m havin my way with hoes idk what changed I look the same body wise, skinny with a lil carryout & 40oz gut. If I was in shape shyt would be treacherous out here for these hoes

That basketball thread brought it up

I knew a big booty fine as hell ball player

 

[TEH]

Get in shape. You’re not old or dead yet. They’ll still come once you get back to where you were.

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

there’s a megathread based on this topic lol

OP was oblivious to women’s advances.

 

[King]

Flabby and sick is a choice, breh. Download MyFitnessPal and get your shyt together. You can more than make up for lost time with how fast women are nowadays. You could be dripping in bytches 3 months from now.

Lies, you can be handsome and fit and women still won't choose if you don't have that mindset

Source: I'm him

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Lies, you can be handsome and fit and women still won't choose if you don't have that mindset

Source: I'm him

This seems... odd?

Handsome and fit dudes usually don't have to do more than just walk into a room. Are you avoiding conversations or shooting down their advances or something?

 

[africngiant]

This seems... odd?

Handsome and fit dudes usually don't have to do more than just walk into a room. Are you avoiding conversations or shooting down their advances or something?

it’s a personality thing if you look the part but don’t convey it then they just hunt for your attention instead then turn you down

(i can’t call myself handsome but i always keep a clean trim, all my clothes tailored, and up to date and im fit: 210lbs)

i probably did all in the parentheses in the last 3 years in the midst of self reflection and trauma so im still that lame unsure awkward pleasing kid

 

[BaldingSoHard]

it’s a personality thing if you look the part but don’t convey it then they just hunt for your attention instead then turn you down

Ah yeah. Been there. May I ask, are you under 30?