When is the last time you got beat up and why?

[ADK]

Fortunately for me, I've never been beat up in my life but that's only because I've never been in a fight

but for you people who have been beat up, look back and laugh so you can tell us about the L you took.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

1st grade. Some kids launched another lil nikka off a seesaw on to my back and he choked me out. A fiend that was just chillin at the park had to break it up.

Years later I nutted in the kids cousin.

 

[Jamal514]

Got jumped by a bunch of Arabs when I was 17 because one of the dudes girlfriends cheated on him with me.

 

[nalej]

Wrestled my buddy after a night of drunkenness. Really thought I could take him cause I watch UFC events religiously. He got about 25 pounds on me but I thought I would overcome that with my speed and agility. WRONG. Fukker had the strength of 5 retards. Once he got a hold of me it was a wrap. I got Zangief'd to the floor and choked out with ease. Felt like the bytch from the Suge Knight dance video. My other friend had the nerve to take a zoom up of me getting choked out too.

Learned my lesson.

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

new years eve. got caught slipping while i was ridiculously drunk. got jumped by like 7 older heads in my hood.

shyt happens. what doesnt kill you makes you stronger. theres not much you can do when you so drunk you can barely walk.

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

i been beat up in the boxing ring by more experienced cats so many times that it doesnt affect me so much. you learn quickly through boxing theres ALWAYS someone tougher than you out there.

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

Never

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

Wrestled my buddy after a night of drunkenness. Really thought I could take him cause I watch UFC events religiously. He got about 25 pounds on me but I thought I would overcome that with my speed and agility. WRONG. Fukker had the strength of 5 retards. Once he got a hold of me it was a wrap. I got Zangief'd to the floor and choked out with ease. Felt like the bytch from the Suge Knight dance video. My other friend had the nerve to take a zoom up of me getting choked out too.

Learned my lesson.

Sounds familiar

 

[Amphibious]

new years eve. got caught slipping while i was ridiculously drunk. got jumped by like 7 older heads in my hood.

shyt happens. what doesnt kill you makes you stronger. theres not much you can do when you so drunk you can barely walk.

One of the WOAT phrases, filled with the highest fallacy.

To answer OP, never.

 

[TRFG]

Got jumped by a bunch of Arabs when I was 17 because one of the dudes girlfriends cheated on him with me.

I could of been worst

 

[At30wecashout]

Never beatin up, but lemme just say the Boston Crab will make you pass the fukk out. Used to play wrestle with my cousins and uncle (who was 5'11 200 pounds)

and one day we were trying out finishing moves for our characters. I had some goddamn reverse STO to Anaconda Vice, the youngest cousin had a finishing move called

the "Mad-man smack" in which he would just smack the shyt outta you. My other cousin was still testing shyt out cause we said the Stunner and People's elbow was lame.

He was waifish enough, but I got put in the MEANIST of Boston Crabs, damn near a Lion Tamer

Not quite as extended, though.

I couldn't breathe, couldn't cop pleas, I was tappin and seconds away from nappin'.


Another cousin, a female, was hyped on her Police officer training and put me in a nasty hammerlock. Never wanted to hit a girl so bad before or since.

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

One of the WOAT phrases, filled with the highest fallacy.

To answer OP, never.

my boy told me that. hes one of the most respected dudes on the roads round here. i damn well listen to him when he tells me something.

 

[Amphibious]

my boy told me that. hes one of the most respected dudes on the roads round here. i damn well listen to him when he tells me something.

So, H.I.V. doesn't kill you but it makes you stronger?

 

[GotEmShook]

never

 

[KplusK]

real talk never really got beat up on a one on one but them dam club fights nikka get hit from random nikkaz and i got caught slipping one night and a nikka had my shirt over my head luckily either he didn't know how to fight or something cause nikka maybe threw like only 2 or 3 punches and i was outta there