I'll tell ya'll a lil story. A few years back my homeboy brought 3 chicks to Atl with him to party for the weekend (he was dating one of them) Anyway, they come through my boys apartment to pregame and eventually go out. It was 4 of us and the 3 chicks. We went out to the club and get our drink on. Keep in mind that we were getting mad love from chicks that night, so the broads who came wit my homeboy were allall night. Well after the club we go back to the hotel they were staying in. Out of the 3 chicks, only one of them was really smashable. And when I say smashable, I mean she was pretty damn bad. Redbone with a stupid phat ass. Only thing was she was a country bumkin type chick wit little swag about her. Anyway, of course me and my 2 boys all wanted to smash her so we were all flirting with her and went back to her room.
So we all in there and we roll a blunt and start smoking, getting blazed and what not. Ol girl just on the bed all geeked up and shyt. My homeboy walked up behind her and just started rubbing her booty. She not giving a fukk, so he pulls his dikk out and she just looking likeSo he straps up and starts striking. Me and my other boy sitting there like
. Well like 15 minutes in he realized he too drunk to bust and just lays down and was like "ya'll boys can have it" so now we like
So yeah we both fukked her for a lil bit. We was all too fukked up to bust so it ain't last long. Ol girl just laid there afterwards sucking her thumb and went to sleep.
So the next day when we wake up, we all head to waffle house for breakfast and shyt. We mentioned where we were from and she said her dude was from there. We all like, "your dude?"So we ask who he is and it's a nikka that ALL of us know very well. Dude was cool as fukk and known to pull hoes. Well they all head back home and what not. Time goes by and we hear that ol boy has a baby with her and proposed. Look it up and damn if it isn't on his facebook. Still can't look that man in the face if I ever run into him.
True story, these hoes ain't loyal brehs.

Don't ask if your girl has been trained brehs...
