When nikkas fukked around and found out Yogi bear had HOPS

[Dzali OG]

Guarantee the bears around there are accustomed to being fed by humans. That's the reason it approached the way it did. Which makes that bear very dangerous.

But lil buddy there isn't big enough. Don't get me wrong, I would've retreated with haste, but I would've grabbed the gun in case I had to burn his ass up.

 

[Sbp]

This is my bussiness

Only Thing you can do is marry your kids' mama and teach them to do the same. That's about it. But you can't go around questioning and policing how strangers choose to live their lives breh.

 

[analog]

Ignore the video for a second. And I know this is kinda off topic, but I don't get why he doesn't just marry her.

The rest of his videos appear in the thumbnails of the bear clip and they caption "my babymama is pregnant" or "seeing my girlfriend vs seeing my baby" . It's kinda annoying to read those captions. Especially when considering how fcked up our household wealth numbers are or how bad the out of wedlock births are .

This sht is embarrassing...

Spoiler

He isn't saving any risk whatsoever by not marrying her. He has already shackled himself to her for 18 years. I'm normally gmb, but at that point he might as well man up and claim the mother of his child. He has already dated her for the whole 9months of the pregnancy in addition to the time beforehand. She might as well be wifey at that point.

Marriage is just external validation. Putting a ring on it isn't going to cause the man to love her any more, nor be a better father to his children.

Only thing it's a guarantee of is money spent on a symbolic gesture. Can't knock anyone that chooses a different route.

 

[The_Sheff]

How dumb do you have to be to not realize that little ass fence isn’t stopping a bear.

 

[DetroitEWarren]

That sh1t funny and sad at the same time. If there were kids around they woulda learned to stick around and watch when the right response should have been to run first then peep. That’s what lions do. If you startle them without them having time to size you up they run. And from a distance they go like wtf I can slice this fukkka up with just one claw. And if you still hanging around selling wolf tickets…the pearly gates will be glistening with anticipation for your imminent arrival.

Black bears rarely attack humans anywhere in the world. They damn near have the personality of pets or Orcas. If a human is cool, calm, and collective, AND DOES NOT STARTLE THEM, they will literally walk up, chill for a minute, trying to get some free food if it's snacks around and they will be on their way. Them running away is what could get them attacked. You are literally supposed to stand your grounds and direct it away, that's the safest way to play it. There's bears all over this country that go chill with people, bring their cubs with them, ect.

You see them bytches in Tennessee all the time, they will literally walk right past you and not give a shyt lol. They will go in your car and steal your food, but only if the car is open, they will not break door handles to get inside and they will check every door.

Them mfers are an amazing species

 

[Phantum]

Bear breh just wanted to chill for a bit and eat some good food