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My dad will be 50 this year and has been divorced 2-3 years now from his wife of 20 years...Over Christmas break, he asked me to set up his POF account...every since then, he's been bombarded by women who want "Pretty Boy Floyd"! All of the women are at least 40 and doing very well financially.
My dad and I talk very openly with each other so don't be shocked by the language in my story: So Saturday he tells me that this woman he met wants to take him out...but he doesn't feel right about a woman taking him out but I encourage him because...why not? So he told me she picked him up, took him to her sister's house, met her father and they had a few drinks...the woman becomes too drunk to drive and asks my father to drive her home (in her Lexus). Once they get there my father said she whipped out his dikk and started sucking it (I told my daddy he doesn't have to go into details, but...)...He said he had to stop her...This woman told my dad she hadn't been with a man in 2 years :sas2:...
Another woman who he met through his sister, is married, great money and sneaks out to see my dad at 3am...My dad has said that when her husband calls, she answers and talks to him and everything...:snoop:Neither of these stories are unique to my dad's experience...
Am I the only one getting a play by play of a parent's sex life?
 

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My dad will be 50 this year and has been divorced 2-3 years now from his wife of 20 years...Over Christmas break, he asked me to set up his POF account...every since then, he's been bombarded by women who want "Pretty Boy Floyd"! All of the women are at least 40 and doing very well financially.
My dad and I talk very openly with each other so don't be shocked by the language in my story: So Saturday he tells me that this woman he met wants to take him out...but he doesn't feel right about a woman taking him out but I encourage him because...why not? So he told me she picked him up, took him to her sister's house, met her father and they had a few drinks...the woman becomes too drunk to drive and asks my father to drive her home (in her Lexus). Once they get there my father said she whipped out his dikk and started sucking it (I told my daddy he doesn't have to go into details, but...)...He said he had to stop her...This woman told my dad she hadn't been with a man in 2 years :sas2:...
Another woman who he met through his sister, is married, great money and sneaks out to see my dad at 3am...My dad has said that when her husband calls, she answers and talks to him and everything...:snoop:Neither of these stories are unique to my dad's experience...
Am I the only one getting a play by play of a parent's sex life?

:merchant: Yeah
 
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