When people ask #uglygang if you have a girlfriend appreciation

Ezekiel 25:17

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Not on no loser shyt, but looking back, its funny as hell when family used to ask if I had a girlfriend. :mjgrin: I understand close family, but family you barely see. Little do they know the girls at school calling me ugly.:mjlol: Everytime I go over they be askin. Naw not yet grandma:MJokdawg23:


I've since grown into my looks. Office life got me:flabbynsick: Gotta lose a lot of weight over the Fall and Winter, then I'll really be good:youngsabo:
 

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My aunt did that to me at a family event last year. Asked me why have I never brought a female to an event, and asked where's my girlfriend, and if I don't have one, why not. Because the other cousins in my generation including her daughters has multiple kids and she seen all they boy or girlfriends come to events over the years.

I didn't have a quick answer so luckily my uncle stepped in immediately and said leave him alone. Saved me. :whew:

Left to my own devices I would have probably killed the entire mood of the event with my answer so I'm glad he stepped in.
 

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Naw not yet grandma:MJokdawg23:

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Not ugly gang, but my family stopped asking if I had a girlfriend. (I take a ton of psych meds and couldn’t care less about relationships). My grandma thought she was all smart saying “girlfriend or...boyfriend”. I was like nah and laughed at that. :dead:

It’s kinda strange being 36 with no girlfriend. I’m like the only person at work who isn’t in a relationship. I think I’m gonna have to start bringing random girls to work events to keep up appearances. :huhldup:

Right now, it’s either

take meds for bi-polar and not care about sex

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Not take meds for bi-polar and get into a relationship

Knowing how I am off my meds, I think I’ve been making the right choice. :ld:
 

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Not in uglygang but why don’t y’all just lie? Hoes like when a guy more when he is taken lol. Just play the game.

Now if it’s your family, it shouldn’t bother you.
Keeping up with lies is hard.

"How old is she?"
"Where did you guys meet?"
"What does she look like?"

Plus this question is usually asked by male friends and female family members.
Uglygang aint got random women inquiring about our dating life.
 
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