When the fukk did they stop putting bibles in hotel rooms?

[flea]

I'm here staying at a casino with my lady and we come in the room and like I always used to do as a shorty I go to the drawer to steal the bible and bam nothing there. How is a religious brotha like myself supposed to keep it holy in this building full of sin? Like let's say I wasn't gonna steal the bible and I lost all my money and needed to turn to God for uplifting? How the fukk I'm supposed to get my prayer on? I swear liberals are fukking ruining this country

 

[flea]

And wtf is up with those silly doors for the tv. I'm over here smoking dope and I can't see shyt with this stupid ass door in the way

 

[John Henry Hoeven]

I agree. What the heck else am I supposed to read when Im on the shytter?

 

[the cac mamba]

the bible

 

[Thsnnor]

I'm here staying at a casino with my lady and we come in the room and like I always used to do as a shorty I go to the drawer to steal the bible and bam nothing there. How is a religious brotha like myself supposed to keep it holy in this building full of sin? Like let's say I wasn't gonna steal the bible and I lost all my money and needed to turn to God for uplifting? How the fukk I'm supposed to get my prayer on? I swear liberals are fukking ruining this country

Around '07.

 

[aXiom]

the bible

Don't shyt on that new testament breh. Comes in handy when you run out of blunts or rolling paper.

 

[SupaVillain]

 

[flea]

Don't shyt on that new testament breh. Comes in handy when you run out of blunts or rolling paper.

Don't insult the New Testament a$$hole. That's the shyt I live by

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Who goes to a hotel and thinks about reading the bible?

Sounds like some shyt a old cac couple would do.

 

[calico]

yall about to get churched