When was the last time your swag let u down?

[HalfwayHandsome]

Happened to me last week. I was in the club and this dude my homie knew was talking big shyt on how he can get anyone in VIP and they know him and blah blah blah. VIP was $200 last week because of the horse race and celebs in town. So he got us in for free with no wristbands and it's the shyt he had a table, across from us was ppl popping bottles that they light on fire and shyt in the music videos . I walk thru more VIP areas and I see a few NBA players, Ice T & Coco so I'm feeling like I'm like this is the shyt we need girls. So we decided to go bring girls back to the VIP area, me and my homie round up 3 chicks, we couldn't find "his" friend because he walked away. So we decided to try our luck on the guard on some hey u remember us shyt we were already in here
the guard was like I cant let y'all in because the owner is here now
the girls started laughing and looking at us like
We just left and said fukk it.

 

[Sambuca]

I know the feeling too. Because I. WAS thEre in the club a few weeks ago and my friend wanted to impress some girls from work he had invited to the club, so he ordered a botttle of wine that was like $60 and he didn't realize =he only had $100 on him, so the whole night he was feenin' for some onion rings and one of the girls from his job was hungry and said she wished she had some onion rings, and he couldn't really buy them because it would only leave him with like $28 for the rest of the night and that includes having to put the girls from his job in a cab because their husbands expected them back home by 11pm. Guess who didn't buy onion rings. The wine wasn't even that good either. I didn't really get to have much because between my friend and the 2 girls and his other friend he met there, there wasn't enough wine to have full glass, so I only had a sip of the girl from his job, and she wasn't too happy about that either because she was like "I just met you and now we have to share a glass?" lol She was not so friendly, and I don't think she was very nice to be honest, but my friend liked her a lot.