When you get "old", what type of old person would want to be

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

I want to be that old dude chillin like master roshi, but every once in a while I'll tell some of my legend & some real shyt to some of the young ones.

PS: Please dont anyone be one of those "overreacting" old people that think everything is dangerous

What type of old person you see yourself as

 

[Swiggy]

I got that side of me that can be overly grumpy, so I know I gotta put in effort to not be that nikka.

But I know I'd like to be the old dude that still gets excited for simple shyt. I hope me and my homies stay close and keep getting together for movies, sports, and simple bullshyt we do now. I pray that the people in my life just keep me wanting to live instead of waiting to die.

I say all of this cuz that's what my father is, and I just hope I don't become him

 

[Harry Sax]

I wanna be one of those old sporty pops wearing linen suits and sandals, gold bracelets rings and necklaces, wit a tooth pick hangin out my mouth hollin at all tha young tenders

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

I see myself as just being that cool old guy honestly.

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

 

[360crazy]

Hopefully I die naturally before I get 50. If not, I'll end it manually. I don't have the patience for this piece of shyt world to be living here 50+ years.

 

[Steezy]

old head who be dropping knowledge after a lil taste of dark

 

[skeetsinternal]

I want to rock a thin black(Just for Men dyed) catdaddy mustache with a skin tight shave. Imma be that nikka with the respect of a Jim Brown by the old and young nikkas in them streets. Imma have bytches looking at me like I wonder how this nikka is now that he old cause they done heard about my young days. I am gonna have that grown man's strength and be able to still give nikkas that work. I am gonna drive a late model (20XX) luxury Japanese car with personalized state license plates or WWIII vet tags or #1 DAD plates and drive fast and not slow like im some babyboomer from Florida driving up I-95. Im gonna be fukking fertile young p*ssy because my fiance mad younger than me, and not old dried out cobbweb nursing home p*ssy. Imma have a beer with my grandson's on the back porch in the summertime kicking it with their friends telling them about life and stories about the glorydays and having them lil nikkas think "yo grandpops cool as fukk"

 

[The Amerikkkan Idol]

I wanna be one of those old men that still got that power about 'em like Jim Brown and Bob Gibson and dudes like that.

Dudes that no matter how old they get, they still got a mentality like, "I'll put a foot up yo ass if you cross me".

 

[craigsagersuit]

 

[Im Kemet Rocky & I like penis]

 

[Detroit Wave]

 

[sanityovar8ted]

I thought I was gone end up a grouchy old lady with a buncha pit bulls for companionship. now that im dayum near there I see imma grouchy old nosy ass lady who always in her window blinds.

 

[Wild self]

I want to rock a thin black(Just for Men dyed) catdaddy mustache with a skin tight shave. Imma be that nikka with the respect of a Jim Brown by the old and young nikkas in them streets. Imma have bytches looking at me like I wonder how this nikka is now that he old cause they done heard about my young days. I am gonna have that grown man's strength and be able to still give nikkas that work. I am gonna drive a late model (20XX) luxury Japanese car with personalized state license plates or WWIII vet tags or #1 DAD plates and drive fast and not slow like im some babyboomer from Florida driving up I-95. Im gonna be fukking fertile young p*ssy because my fiance mad younger than me, and not old dried out cobbweb nursing home p*ssy. Imma have a beer with my grandson's on the back porch in the summertime kicking it with their friends telling them about life and stories about the glorydays and having them lil nikkas think "yo grandpops cool as fukk"

I would be that old dude that would be making everyone on how wrong they are about me. Straight kill any form of misconceptions of being a stereotypical old man and be on some shyt with my humor. The people that will know me would be on hanging out with me.

 

[Chill]

I'd want to be that old dude that just talks mad bullshyt. Like the dude in the barbershop just there to talk shyt not get a haircut always saying some outrageous things.