When you know your lying has gotten out of hand

[CourtesyFlush]

Brehs and Brehettes let me tell you I am so used to lying to cover up seedy activities that it's now ingrained in me and I lie about fukkin dumb shyt.

MOM: Where you going?
ME: I'm going to the gym

....I was going clothes shopping....

WHY? HELP ME

 

[wickedsm]

Yup. You need to get that under control.

 

[ChrisDorner2]

Brehs and Brehettes let me tell you I am so used to lying to cover up seedy activities that it's now ingrained in me and I lie about fukkin dumb shyt.

MOM: Where you going?
ME: I'm going to the gym

....I was going clothes shopping....

WHY? HELP ME

First step is admitting it. Try having a chat with a doctor.

 

[John Mayer]

It's not a lie if you believe it

 

[Bgreat]

It's not a lie if you believe it

What about when you find out what you believed isnt true, is it still the truth?

 

[John Mayer]

What about when you find out what you believed isnt true, is it still the truth?

No

 

[Denzel_Saucegton]

Her:you haven't talked to me all day.

Me:

I've been at work all day.

Real life: got off and got caught up playing xbox

 

[Easy-E]

MOM: Where you going?
ME: I'm going to the gym

....I was going clothes shopping....

WHY? HELP ME

HHHHHHAAAAAAAA

 

[Amphibious]

What about when you find out what you believed isnt true, is it still the truth?

Yes. Lies are PURPOSEFUL statements of deception.

 

[cyndaquil]

Better than being a compulsive truth teller like me
Officer: Scuse me you dropped your wallet
Me: Thanks but its not mine I stole it
Officer:
Me:

 

[cyndaquil]

First step is admitting it. Try having a chat with a doctor.

fukk a runner run it up