AlwaysLurkin
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shyt nastier than the water splashing on your buns 
shyt nastier than the water splashing on your buns 
I hate that shyt. Also, fukk urinals. I gotta stand back or im touching it, practically. Sometimes I do wish I could tuck that shyt in.I remember reading this blog..dude said he couldn't use urinals cause he'd piss on his pants...had to sit to pissLil dikk nikkas never have those worries![]()

i hope microbes and bacteria aint infiltrating through my urethraI remember jay mohr on opie and anthony saying to a guy "your dikks so small when you go to pee it goes all over your balls"I remember reading this blog..dude said he couldn't use urinals cause he'd piss on his pants...had to sit to piss![]()


Its notYou must be hard if that's happening. Why is your dikk hard while you're on the toilet taking a dump?
