When you're at the barbershop...

[The BasedFather]

I haven't been to the barbershop in years, but when you're in the chair and the barber spins you around towards him and your face is eye level with his d*ck...what do you do?

I usually try to just look at his chest and try not to look at his junk and get called sus.

I hate when there's a girl barber and I'm eye level with her jugs. I can't help but look

 

[jadillac]

Or when he turns you around to look at ur lineup and gives you the (closest thing I could find) look

I just close my eyes.

 

[A.R.$]

How much of a fagget do you have to be to even think of some shyt like this

 

[villain]

how short are you that your eyes are ever dikk level?

most i've experienced is feeling his bulge on my arm thru the cape

 

[Screwface Exchange]

I hate when there's a girl barber and I'm eye level with her jugs. I can't help but look

a girl barber

u let a girl trim ur hair bro?

 

[Squirtle]

I haven't been to the barbershop in years, but when you're in the chair and the barber spins you around towards him and your face is eye level with his d*ck...what do you do?

I usually try to just look at his chest and try not to look at his junk and get called sus.

I hate when there's a girl barber and I'm eye level with her jugs. I can't help but look

You must be a leprachaun , this guy probably still needs to use the booster seat when he hops on the chair

Spoiler

Thread is wild homo

 

[EduardKhil]

The best is when hes lining ur sideburns up and his junk is rested on ur arm

 

[Jparker]

yall sus

 

[The BasedFather]

a girl barber

u let a girl trim ur hair bro?

Yeah, it was once though. She gave me a crispy cut. Had me in the mirror like

how short are you that your eyes are ever dikk level?

most i've experienced is feeling his bulge on my arm thru the cape

I'm 6 feet tall. It just happens I guess.

 

[blockburna420]

so much fakkitry

 

[Uptown WaYo87]

no homo but i remember when i was youngin i spazzed out on my barber because that tight jean wearing motherfukkers balls kept rubbin against my elbows everytime he was shaping up the side of my head. it would be like a slight graze, the first time had me like then 2nd time im just like by the third time im just straight what the fukk man dont u think u getting too close fall back

 

[Silkk]

You might wanna change barbers breh

 

[Money Be Green]

Ummm let me think....


















No

 

[Schmoove]

:wut:

 

[powerager]

The best is when hes lining ur sideburns up and his junk is rested on ur arm