So I arrive at my new state of living, I brought nothing with me because my idea was to get only the elegant of linen and live a more lavish lifestyle, with only quality purchases, while saving money and working out. So I only had my workout clothes with me...
Anyway, my friends keep hassling me the second day I got there to go out with them, I tell them nah like 30 times because I don't have the clothes to go out, but I don't tell em.
Anyway, I'm chillin in my room watching a movie and I hear a knock at my door, these niccas drunk af drag me out the house tellin me we just gonna go eat to celebrate my arrival. I'm like Aiight i'll go but we gotta go to target first. I'm like
cuz I wanted to buy quality items...
So I buy some black jeans, a black t-shirt and some target fake toms...
So I tell em lets stop at a liiquor store to pregame, they like nah we got some sampler bottles for you. So they hand me like 5 of em, I drink 3 and put two in my pocket.
First place we go is a hole in the wall club. The good thing is it was free to get in. But they had like 15 dollar drinks only
I'm like fukk dat, and drink my first sampler i had in my pocket.
So at that time I look around the club my homeboys posted doin nothing. I see these two lightskin females lookin bad as hell, tatted up and everything. I walk up to them (at this point I'm sober af, but I'm like fukk it). Before I even said one word this ooofa loompa lookin bytch that had a permanent facel ike
cut me off and was like "UNGH UNGH, YOU CAN"T COME HEA TRYNA HOLLA AT MY GIRLS DRESSED LIKE THAT, WITCHA STOOPID ASS SHOES AND THAT BEAT UP SHIRT, GOIN SOMEWHERE BOUT YO BISNESS" she drunk af my nicca I was legit bout to squar up with this awful broad. Everybody in a 4 foot radius bust out laughin, but her friends came up to me and was like "sorry for our friend she's drunk" but at this point I was like
cuz I remembered what I was wearing and it struck me.
There was a nicca in a weak azz sonic outfit with a sonic hat and some beat up blue shoes with mud on em that came to console me and I dam near passed out with depression like I was the male version of carrie.
I pulled out my senzu bean sampler out my pocket drank it and stuck it in an empty glass, and returned talking to the females, me and the
lookin chick started talkin and the lightskin females joined in and we was conversing about shyt, next thing I know, this big ass bouncer came through lifted me off my feet and through me out the club...he was like "DON"T fukkING COME BACK, I SEEN THE SAMPLER BOTTLE DUMB fukk"
I'm like
so I'm go outside, walk the strip buy me a hotdog and sit outside the club waiting for my friends. My boy came outside like "what happened" I'm like "you know what happened you were right behind me watching like
, you said you was gonna hold me down but you didn't even approach" He's like ".... .... here I gotchu"
Pulled out a 20 and was like "here give this to the bouncer and tell him you won't do it again"
In my head i'm like "I don't even want to go back in
"
He practically begged me for 10 min.
So I walk up to the bouncer, show him the 20 and was like "sorry man, I won't do it again"
HE LAUGHED SO fukkING HARD UNCONTROLLABLY, AND WAS LIKE "GET THE fukk OUTTA HERE DUMB fukk"
My nikka, I was crushed...
Isolated myself from all my friends for about a month straight
status.
I'm back now tho
