When's The Last Time You Were #HardOnHoes?
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Yesterday.Blonde, petite manager at my old job was showing me interest(as usual) and hadn't seen me in 2 months.
You know a conversation with a woman.
You: "I was doing/eating XXX a while ago."
Her: "OMG I love that! Why didn't you invite me?"
I had that exchange in which any and everything I spoke about was the coolest thing to her. I asked her to step aside so I could grab a handful of
I cut the convo short, and didn't indulge her when she took a stab at me playfully with a comment on my way out the store. Im so used to curving chicks
now that the few that are coming directly to me to engage, im fukking up. This girl is cute as HELL, has her on place, and can't be more than 5'4 95-105.
I could plow her like a Chicago Winter and it is obvious. Im getting in my own way, breh.
blackestofpanthers
God forgives, you are forgiven.
I told a girl recently that she was an idiot for getting engaged so young and it wouldn't work out so she might as well let me fukk.
I ended up smashing the chick from this story and throwing her out my place at 3AM on a weeknight.
She tried to pull the "can I stay the night?" shyt. But, true to my HOH pedigree, I escorted her to the door and called it a night.
Not one penny spent!
@Jahmal , I know you have a HOH story, breh.
She tried to pull the "can I stay the night?" shyt. But, true to my HOH pedigree, I escorted her to the door and called it a night.
Not one penny spent!
@Jahmal , I know you have a HOH story, breh.
I saw a nikka on his HOH shyt last night! His date was sitting next to me at the bar. She got there about an hour before he did. We chopped it up. She had a few drinks before he came, so she had her own tab going.
He gets there and orders himself a drink or two and opens up his own tab. At closing time, she thought he was going to pick up her tab, too. Nope.
Breh looked at the bartender and was like, "I got my tab and she'll get hers."
His face:
Her face:
Bartender's face:
My face:
I also got her number before he came. Will probably smash and dash at some point.
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blackestofpanthers
God forgives, you are forgiven.
I can fukk her whenever her parents aren't home. She's like 19her reaction?
FinesseKing
Banned
8 years ago and I went into it thinking I was going to flex on her but she slayed that demonic spirit in me and here we are today with a family n' shyt.
Im Kemet Rocky & I like penis
googling gay porn :ahh:
Never...
I don't get hoes..
I don't get hoes..
I ended up smashing the chick from this story and throwing her out my place at 3AM on a weeknight.
She tried to pull the "can I stay the night?" shyt. But, true to my HOH pedigree, I escorted her to the door and called it a night.
Not one penny spent!
@Jahmal , I know you have a HOH story, breh.
I got plenty of stories breh. One chick told me she was down to come over if I ordered some food. I told her sure I'll order some pizza and wings. When she came over I told her I just ordered the food and it will be here in 45 mins by the time it gets delivered. What she didnt know is I never ordered the food
. We started watching a movie and less than 5 minutes into the movie I was pressing up on her and started kissing her. After a few minutes of kissing I brought her back to my room and smashed. After I nutted she asked about the food and I hit her with something like this....
She was mad as hell and stormed out of my place. Never heard from her again
#HOH
Blonde, petite manager at my old job was showing me interest(as usual) and hadn't seen me in 2 months.
You know a conversation with a woman.
You: "I was doing/eating XXX a while ago."
Her: "OMG I love that! Why didn't you invite me?"
I had that exchange in which any and everything I spoke about was the coolest thing to her. I asked her to step aside so I could grab a handful of
I cut the convo short, and didn't indulge her when she took a stab at me playfully with a comment on my way out the store. Im so used to curving chicks
now that the few that are coming directly to me to engage, im fukking up. This girl is cute as HELL, has her on place, and can't be more than 5'4 95-105.
I could plow her like a Chicago Winter and it is obvious. Im getting in my own way, breh.
This here belongs in the "Times you were oblivious to a girl's advances" thread. But ... you know you can bag.
So bag that.
Yea. Part of me is still being spiteful because of one girl doing me dirty, which is honestly stupid and childish of me.
The other half is me being the jackass I am. I need to just step up and rope her in. Might actually be able to spend a holiday...not alone...for once.
its been a while because I don't associate with ratchet chicks anymore
Never...
I don't get hoes..
I got plenty of stories breh. One chick told me she was down to come over if I ordered some food. I told her sure I'll order some pizza and wings. When she came over I told her I just ordered the food and it will be here in 45 mins by the time it gets delivered. What she didnt know is I never ordered the food
She was mad as hell and stormed out of my place. Never heard from her again
#HOH
Flawless execution.
The other day my socalled side bytch asked... " Hey, why don't you even respond to my text til like a day later"
I swear man, I just get tired of being nice and playin that stupid shyt sometimes
I text her back " Look, I don't want my girl to see my screen light up so late at night. but even if i didn't have a girl you are way to worthless to even call n shyt until i wanna fukk."
Her: "call me now!!"
me: "no, I don't want to fukk right now , cuz it's too cold outside n shyt to be heating up the car"
See, look at ALL those fukking words i typed. Even when I'm being mean - that is way too much effort to explain
I swear man, I just get tired of being nice and playin that stupid shyt sometimes
I text her back " Look, I don't want my girl to see my screen light up so late at night. but even if i didn't have a girl you are way to worthless to even call n shyt until i wanna fukk."
Her: "call me now!!"
me: "no, I don't want to fukk right now , cuz it's too cold outside n shyt to be heating up the car"
See, look at ALL those fukking words i typed. Even when I'm being mean - that is way too much effort to explain