The other day my socalled side bytch asked... " Hey, why don't you even respond to my text til like a day later"
I swear man, I just get tired of being nice and playin that stupid shyt sometimes
I text her back " Look, I don't want my girl to see my screen light up so late at night. but even if i didn't have a girl you are way to worthless to even call n shyt until i wanna fukk."
Her: "call me now!!"
me: "no, I don't want to fukk right now , cuz it's too cold outside n shyt to be heating up the car"
See, look at ALL those fukking words i typed. Even when I'm being mean - that is way too much effort to explain
So wrong, but some small part of me respects it. 
lol!!
