Taadow
The StarchBishop™️
Situation with Sonya Curry trying to get a show got me contemplating.
Which would be worse, doe:
Bewitched - you marry a bad chick, but surprise - she’s a witch.
That means she prolly hella older than the age she gave you.
Plus, her whole family is on that witch chit on the low - and that results in crazy chit all the time.
Brady Bunch: Aight you a single dad of three boys. Yikes.
You meet a broad who got three girls of her own (sidebar: all of them have hair of gold).
The older daughter might be fuccin’ your oldest son, the middle girl is manic depressive,
and the youngest is a nosey snitch.
I Love Lucy: You’re a Man Of Color that has found success in entertainment.
But your wife wants to be famous, too - and so she always trying to find a way to be
allllll in the video and chit. It’s even worse because and her friend and her husband used
to be performers and they be gassing her up.
Married With Children: You struggling. Your job wack, your wife fell off, your kids wack.
Good Times: Like Married With Children, but accross town in the projects...and you got no
Jefferson or Griff.
Out Of This World: Your Baby Mama skip town with your daughter, whom you can only
communicate with through some sort of lamp. Bonus: since you from outer space, you might be
some kind of baller
The Odd Couple: Your wife kick you out. The only roommate you can find is a dude who
was also kicked out by his wife - but that’s the only thing you have in common.
My Two Dads: You buss off in a rando, and years down the line she dies or something.
But come to find out she had a baby and it might be yours. It also might be this other muffuccas’.
It’s 1988 or something, btw - so their ain’t no DNA tests. You and the other nicca move in
to help raise the girl so she might have a chance to be something. However - this girl be talking
mad chit...
Full House: Your wife die and leave you with THREE DAUGHTERS, Bruh.
THREE.
DAUGHTERS.
So ya boy from college and your brother-in-law move in to help.
Also there’s this chick at your job named Becky, and on the low you been trying to drop
it off in her drawz...but your damn brother-in-law come and scoop dat.
Three’s Company - You in the big city struggling so you gotta have roommates.
You can only find a place with two broads. Not only will they not let you hit,
but the landlord is Old School and doesn’t think men and women should live together if
they aren’t married - so the only way you can stay there is for the landlord to believe
you’sa Gay. Bonus - the landlord’s busted wife wants you to buss her down.
Which would be worse??
Which would be worse, doe:
Bewitched - you marry a bad chick, but surprise - she’s a witch.
That means she prolly hella older than the age she gave you.
Plus, her whole family is on that witch chit on the low - and that results in crazy chit all the time.
Brady Bunch: Aight you a single dad of three boys. Yikes.
You meet a broad who got three girls of her own (sidebar: all of them have hair of gold).
The older daughter might be fuccin’ your oldest son, the middle girl is manic depressive,
and the youngest is a nosey snitch.
I Love Lucy: You’re a Man Of Color that has found success in entertainment.
But your wife wants to be famous, too - and so she always trying to find a way to be
allllll in the video and chit. It’s even worse because and her friend and her husband used
to be performers and they be gassing her up.
Married With Children: You struggling. Your job wack, your wife fell off, your kids wack.
Good Times: Like Married With Children, but accross town in the projects...and you got no
Jefferson or Griff.
Out Of This World: Your Baby Mama skip town with your daughter, whom you can only
communicate with through some sort of lamp. Bonus: since you from outer space, you might be
some kind of baller
The Odd Couple: Your wife kick you out. The only roommate you can find is a dude who
was also kicked out by his wife - but that’s the only thing you have in common.
My Two Dads: You buss off in a rando, and years down the line she dies or something.
But come to find out she had a baby and it might be yours. It also might be this other muffuccas’.
It’s 1988 or something, btw - so their ain’t no DNA tests. You and the other nicca move in
to help raise the girl so she might have a chance to be something. However - this girl be talking
mad chit...
Full House: Your wife die and leave you with THREE DAUGHTERS, Bruh.
THREE.
DAUGHTERS.
So ya boy from college and your brother-in-law move in to help.
Also there’s this chick at your job named Becky, and on the low you been trying to drop
it off in her drawz...but your damn brother-in-law come and scoop dat.
Three’s Company - You in the big city struggling so you gotta have roommates.
You can only find a place with two broads. Not only will they not let you hit,
but the landlord is Old School and doesn’t think men and women should live together if
they aren’t married - so the only way you can stay there is for the landlord to believe
you’sa Gay. Bonus - the landlord’s busted wife wants you to buss her down.
Which would be worse??
