Which has your most TOP SECRET personal info: Cellphone, Email and Facebook Email/Messenger?

[Stuntone]

Let's say 3 Coli trolls you hate the most break into your house and they want to make a thread exposing you to THECOLI. They also plan to create a collage of all the things you've said, pics, texts and simp emails to send to your family, friends, your spouse, jumpoffs, coworkers and Church congregation. The 3 trolls are already in your house.

Troll 1: Has your Cell unlocked, heading towards to front door!!!!
Troll 2: Has your Laptop with Gmail logged in, running towards the garage door!!!
Troll 3: Has your Tablet with you Gmail password remembered heading out towards the backdoor!!!


All of these trolls are Crackhead Hussain Bolt fast and know BJJ. You have a shotgun with one shell in the chamber. Which troll gets his azz blowed off, so you can recover the Top Secret equipment?

 

[Fun Sized Psycho]

I don't think I have any top secret info on any device.
But in that scenario I'd shoot troll #1, becsude I just got this cell phone sometime last week.

 

[Soundbwoy]

cellphone

 

[iBrowse]

Troll 1 gotta go

 

[muse]

you could have only ONE picture ( not a text message, empty call logs, all your shyt empty like you got them 30 seconds ago) on your phone, facebook and email, of you in your sunday's best standing outside of church and the coli "wolves" will try their damnedest to turn it into an L for you. it really doesnt fukking matter

"look at the scuff on his shoes, broke boy "

it really doesnt fukking matter

 

[Stuntone]

Coli wolves Photoshop your momma sucking Al Green's dikk

 

[NerdNash]

Cell phone.

 

[Raava]

I don't think I have any top secret info on any device.
But in that scenario I'd shoot troll #1, becsude I just got this cell phone sometime last week.

This. at worst they have excess to pics I probably don't like which could be bad because wolves can take something little and try to make it a lot.

At the same time it doesn't matter, if the mob doesn't like you the info doesn't even have to be real.

 

[Tropical Fantasy]

Trap phone

 

[MJ Truth]

If somebody got my laptop they could probably wreak havoc on my life but they would have to know what they were looking for to do it. I don't really have any important information stored anywhere else.

I will say though that if my girl got ahold of my Facebook messages I'd be single.

 

[klientel]

If Troll 1 got my personal cell then I'm ok, its just boring ass texts and pics from my girl, a few friends and family....

But if he got my work cell.

 

[Black Magisterialness]

I'd say laptop...but aint nothing on it really but some porn...





Secrets are for suckers.



















Now if they grabbed the external HD

 

[BrothaZay]

my brain

 

[Nemesis]

safety deposit box

 

[ThiefyPoo]

If Troll 1 got my personal cell then I'm ok, its just boring ass texts and pics from my girl, a few friends and family....

But if he got my work cell.

your job has no access to your phone