I dunno who's the baller but if they're not Midwest Christians I'd be completely shocked.
Something about their whole vibe that gives off "White Replacement Theory," "Jesus this, Jesus that," and "Daddy-Daughter Purity Balls."
I could be wrong too.
Edit: Oh wait a second, that's at St. Anselm College in New Hampshire. That place has a BEAUTIFUL campus and the view of the football field from the coach's box is breathtaking. I guess I'll take back what I said earlier about them being Midwest girls, but they're most likely Christian considering their school and they still have that weird religious vibe to them.