Which type of girl would you marriage

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

She's attractive and loyal but you don't ever smush
She's attractive and you smush but she's not loyal
She's loyal and you smush but has the body of a male

That's like the triangle
Secks

 

[DIMES]

This thread is teetering on trash status but I'll bite

I'd pick A cuz ima get some somehow... and what kinda wife don't let u bed her?

If u provided pics and cleaned up the details this thread would've been just ok

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

#1, I guess.

 

[YaBoy]

None, either pick is a recipe for disaster. I don't wanna come back to the coli a year later with a "get married brehs" thread.

Spoiler

I don't plan on getting married anyway