Kerry, EASILY.
The winner for me was, "Family doesn't like you."
A self-sufficient wife who is an "alpha-female" so she won't be crying to me about shyt, complaining to me about shyt, asking me for money for shyt, and I don't have to do the stupid shyt with her family... all while she ADDS VALUE to my bottom-line as well as free legal-counsel?
Sign. Me. Up.
Choose Lil Wayne's 18th baby momma over Claire Huxtable, brehs.