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so i match with chick
she's surprisingly cute, nice body, ass on point
we message each other back and forth for about 2 hours, convo went good, we agreed that i would swing by her place on saturday
i get to the crib she opens up we hug and she tells me to wait in the living room for a lil
now when i tell you this shyt was dirty

half empty bowl uh damn cereal, dirty ass laundry, towels and shyt
i'm thinking fukk i got myself into
hopefully this bytch hurry up so i can hit and dip
so when she finally comes back she invites me into the room so im like

ready
we get in the room, nikka IT S EVEN DIRTIER THAN THE fukkING LIVING ROOM
AND IT SMELT LIKE BACON and PERIOD PADS BLOOD
im like no non no i just wanna go home now
we on the bed chatting and start feelin on each other but a nikka just cant get past this damn smell
she noticed something was wrong and asked me are you ok?

something wrong?
i told her i just had to use the bathroom real quick
i get in the bathroom, its a sippy cup on the mothafukin counter
now i dont know what to think, maybe its her nephew blood, maybe she was babysiting
im thinking should i address this shyt or nah
i just figured fukk it let me get these cheeks already
i get back in the room and she's naked, looking at me like

im like finally, lets get it brackin
im in the p*ssy for about 10 minutes, and i start hearing a noise, like a baby crying
i said you hear that? yo neighbor got a baby or somethin
she said dont worry about it just keep strokin

so i keep going
but then the noise keeps getting louder and louder like IN THE fukkING HOUSE LOUDER
i stop and hit her with the

tf is going on
so this bytch says im sorry i didnt tell you earlier,

but i have a son and he's in my mother's room, please dont leave i'll be back im so sorry

i waited butt ass naked on these salvation army sheets for bout 5 minutes til this bytch came back
she gets back and starts apologizing again i'm like dont even trip im cool
this isnt even the worst part
so we finish fukkin, this bytch all laid out half sleep, im tryna get my shyt on ASAP and dip i go to pickup my pants and i find her school ID 2015/2016 junior
NOT ONLY DID THIS DIRTY HO HAVE A BABY BUT SHE ALSO LIED TO ME ABOUT HER AGE
nikka I HAD NEVER BEEN SO fukkIN HEATED IN MY LIFE OVER SOME p*ssy
fukk THEM DATING SITES BREH
