White People Not Good At Nicknames

[Sukairain]

Sometimes they be taking it too far, though:

I swear a few years ago there was a "Marx Lenin" running around the Brazilian lower divisions

 

[The Wolf Among You]

It's always the ones with a suspect last name that wanna go by dikk

Let it be Richard Baker they'll be like, "Call me Richard "

Now a Richard Long though, "Name's dikk Long or just dikk for short "

 

[Grand Conde]

How is Bill short for William? Shouldn’t it be Will

dikk is short for Richard. My nikka how

Bob is short for Robert

A lot of these names rhyme together.