White people(peace be upon them), how amazing is it to be white?

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I can just picture everyday being woken up by birds chirping and sunlight bright out the window. :wow:

Seeing a minority apply for a job and just knowing u got it in the bag and looking at him like :jawalrus:


Calling the police and getting immediate service :wow:

being white for one day would be better than being the richest minority in the planet for 60 years :wow:
 

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:wow: imagine saying the phrase

"Officer I have had a little bit to drink but you know what I live just down the road, tell ya what let me slide this time and you and the misses can come over for a BBQ? Alright see ya at 8!"

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:wow: imagine saying the phrase

"Officer I have had a little bit to drink but you know what I live just down the road, tell ya what let me slide this time and you and the misses can come over for a BBQ? Alright see ya at 8!"

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Believe it or not, I actually know a white boy that did this and got away with it (minus the BBQ part).
 

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Why are the mods allowing Koons to run riot on this site?
 

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Why are the mods allowing Koons to run riot on this site?
get that tongue clicking out of here. This is for appreciation of the sons of kings of europe and hopefully the world in the near future.
 

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this thread is disgusting



















































when you address white people from now on, be sure to preface it with an appropriate title. as in:

Great White People, Legendary White People, Merciful White People etc.
 

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I wish I was black. :to:


:childplease: nah I don't, I'd be in jail right now, just this one instance of whiteness altered the path of my life.

was driving to a girls house with 8 pills of pure MDMA in my pocket and I got pulled over for speeding (stupid I know, I wasn't speeding that much) and the officer let me go because he said he didn't want for my insurance to go up. :russ:

plus I'm always riding dirty with weed :mjpls:

Nah forreal though, since I'm such a hiphop head it's hard not to wonder what it's like to be black. I think one major difference is I've never experienced the feeling of Racism or people judging you for the color of your skin. Even though I did go to a GHETTO ass middle school that was majority black and obviously got called a cracker or "white boy" sometimes that obviously doesn't really bother me. Black dudes would try to fukk with me (I was small as hell in middle school) but I wasn't a p*ssy so they'd usually end up leaving me alone. It got progressively whiter(they became a math, science and tech magnet school) as I moved up in grades, by 8th grade it wasn't that bad. 6th grade I felt like I was in prison. One morning there were 7 CONSECUTIVE UNRELATED fights in a row while we were waiting in the gym to go to home room.
 

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If I was white:
*get's lost partying too much*
*entire country drops everything and goes on a search with reward posters*
*is featured on Nancy Grace*
*was just sloring the entire time anyways, goes to rehab, all is forgiven*
*gets her own reality show*
* dude puts a ring on it*
*marriage lasts 42 days*
*leaves hubby for black dude*
*gets booty injections*
*complains about how hard it is being a curvy woman*
 
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