valet
The official Chaplain of the Coli
When you go to a show in the hood, you gotta worry about 3 things: shooting, bright light cell phones, and loud talking. With White suburban theatres, you gotta worry about 2 things: them laughing at stuff that only white people find funny. And putting their feet on the back of your seat. I use the diplomatic approach. Unfortunately, I know hood nikkas that try to get us lynch, who will literally grab their foot and put it on the floor. Yall ever had White people who put their foot on the back of your seat. Or even dare I say near your back or head?