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Ran across this article on my timeline.
Facebook Man-Babies Say NO To Single Mothers *UPDATE*
FEBRUARY 9, 2015 BY FRANCES LOCKE 17 COMMENTS
*Update* It appears some of the bros from the now-defunct m (ie: removed) Facebook page have found us. And boy so they have some strong feelings!
http://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/MArtell-Nelson-is-a-whiny-man-baby-1-365x400.jpg
Aww, look, we have a fan club!
http://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/MArtell-Nelson-is-a-whiny-man-baby-who-has-groupies-400x316-1.jpg
It was a public group by the way. Maybe making your hate group private would have saved y'all some of that "trouble?"
http://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/MArtell-Nelson-is-a-whiny-man-baby-cock-carousell-1-400x326.jpg
What a unique and novel way to call me a whore!
To all our new single mom hating fans, I have this to say; may a carsick hyena christen your filthy fedoras. Also, enjoy!
There are few things in life more satisfying as a good hate-read, and boy did I find the mother lode. Let me introduce you to 'Say NO To Single Mothers,' a (now-defunct) Facebook hate group started by what seems to be a bevy of disgruntled, misogynist man-babies. Babies who have nothing better to do than impotently against women their reproductive choices.
Or, at least, women whose reproductive choices don't include boning these dudes and onlythese dudes.
The group's about page claimed that they TOTALLY included women though a quick scan of its public members page told me they were predominantly male. They only had a smattering of women, with even fewer actually participating. In fact, out of the 1000+ members, only a dozen or so particularly virulent folks regularly posted.
Judging from their personal profiles, hating on women is their full-time hobby. According to these mouth-breathing wannabe alpha males a woman's value is in direct proportion to the number of dongs she's schlonged. Not only that, but any woman who actually enjoys sex or wants to have kids outside of being married (to one of THEM, of course) is a Jezebel gold digging whore-o-rama.
http://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Facebook-man-babies-say-not-to-single-moms-feature-400x210.jpg
Image: YouTube
Apparently all single moms are destined to be "welfare queens", unless they find a "simp" dumb enough to take care of their lazy ass. "Say No To Single Mothers" was the epicenter of douchebaggery. In general, groups like this are a hodgepodge of fedora wearing Red Pill MRAs, self-hating anti-feminist women, pick up artist aficionados, and GamerGate DudeBros.
Oh, and racists! In all seriousness, these groups would be harmless, even funny, if every other post wasn't obvious hate speech. "Say NO To Single Mothers" was the type of social media environment that Elliot Rodger would have been comfortable in. And there is nothing humorous about that.
Here is just a sample of the gems found amongst this lovely sample of humanity.
Note that this group was, again, public and therefore, no names have been changed to protect the guilty here.
1. Oh those lazy feminists!
http://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-05-at-11.39.41-AM-1.jpg
In case the rest of you lazy feminazis didn't get the memo, the poor menz do all the work. Those pesky statistics showing that women are actually 47 percent of the workforce must be an Illuminati conspiracy.
2. Fraudulationships
http://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-05-at-11.35.10-AM.png
Okay Ronald, let me congratulate you on your fine ability to use made-up words to make your point. Well done. And yes, I totally believe that these "fraudulationships" are a real thing and not something you hallucinated during a testosterone-induced MRA wet dream. TOTALLY.
3. Frankenbabies
http://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-05-at-11.27.59-AM.png
What exactly is Terry implying here? That sluts give birth to babies who have multiple fathers like some kind of whore-bred chimera? Are hussy spawn some sort of vaginal Cthulhu rising from a sea of sperm? IS promiscuity going to replace vaccines as the go-to scapegoat for all of our ills? I have so many questions.
4. GOOD ADVICEhttp://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-05-at-11.22.36-AM.png
This sounds like 50 Shades Of Grey fan fiction, as written by an illiterate 7th grader with a fetish for random capitalizations.
5. Oh looky, more GOOD ADVICE...
http://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-05-at-11.17.24-AM.png
Okay, real talk Captain Capitals, you sound like the world's most entitled toddler. Literally all of your social media posts are about mean old slutty women who won't pay attention to your petulant boner. What gives?
6. Vaginal History http://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-05-at-11.10.54-AM-1.jpg
There is so much woman-hating going on here. First of all our old buddy Terry shared a post from a page called 'Hoebusters,' that is itself a tweet from comic Corey Holcomb, whoseFacebook page is rife with misogyny and other questionable shyt. There is so much chauvinism here it's as if Paul Elam magically appeared from the ether and slapped me with a copy of the He-Man Woman-Haters manifesto.
7. "bytch" is forbidden, but murder is dandy!
http://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-05-at-11.03.20-AM.png
Okay, so the word "bytch" was banned on this page. That's a plus, right? Well, bytch might be a no-no, but encouraging murder was A-okay...
http://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-06-at-2.05.28-PM-1.jpg
Classy!
8. The Cock Carousel
http://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-05-at-10.58.33-AM-1.jpg
If the Cock Carousel is anything like the Bologna Pony Ride then I am SO there. That's if my precious looks haven't faded too much. Because we all know that the only thing more important than a woman's purity is her boner-inducing sex appeal. And my old vag doesn't exactly have that new car smell anymore.
9. Single Mom Football Fashion
http://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-05-at-10.57.07-AM-1.jpg
OR…maybe women only make sports-related small talk with you because you're a terrible conversationalist with massive halitosis?
10. Beware of Satanic Vaginas
http://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-05-at-10.54.37-AM-1.jpg
I could go into the myriad of ways this post is wrong, both in a historical and theological sense, but unfortunately, I lack the copious amount of free time that Cornelius seem to have. Also, we all know that vaginas are really shark brains, silly!
http://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/shark-brain-vagina.jpg
Funnyjunk.com
What pages like this boil down to is good old fashioned misogyny and the tired stereotype that single mothers (and really all females women) are gold digging, lazy floozies who want nothing more than live off the dole until they can marry some fool and steal all his money.
Funny thing is According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, 75 percent of unmarried moms are employed. What I see here are a bunch of angry whiners who can't stand the notion of an independent woman making sexual choices that don't cater to men and their desires.
How dare any "female" (and they all use this word, which is telling) think she can have kids with a man and then have another relationship. And of course, all relationships end because those shrieking harpies hate happiness and refuse to fukk these Nice Guys™, instead opting for losers.
What bytches! So let's pour one out for these poor, poor guys and their criminally ignored penii, because, to paraphrase the great Shawn Carter, they have 99 problems, and single moms are every damn one of them.
wittybytches.com/2015/02/say-no-to-single-mothers/
Facebook Man-Babies Say NO To Single Mothers *UPDATE*
FEBRUARY 9, 2015 BY FRANCES LOCKE 17 COMMENTS
*Update* It appears some of the bros from the now-defunct m (ie: removed) Facebook page have found us. And boy so they have some strong feelings!
http://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/MArtell-Nelson-is-a-whiny-man-baby-1-365x400.jpg
Aww, look, we have a fan club!
http://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/MArtell-Nelson-is-a-whiny-man-baby-who-has-groupies-400x316-1.jpg
It was a public group by the way. Maybe making your hate group private would have saved y'all some of that "trouble?"
http://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/MArtell-Nelson-is-a-whiny-man-baby-cock-carousell-1-400x326.jpg
What a unique and novel way to call me a whore!
To all our new single mom hating fans, I have this to say; may a carsick hyena christen your filthy fedoras. Also, enjoy!
There are few things in life more satisfying as a good hate-read, and boy did I find the mother lode. Let me introduce you to 'Say NO To Single Mothers,' a (now-defunct) Facebook hate group started by what seems to be a bevy of disgruntled, misogynist man-babies. Babies who have nothing better to do than impotently against women their reproductive choices.
Or, at least, women whose reproductive choices don't include boning these dudes and onlythese dudes.
The group's about page claimed that they TOTALLY included women though a quick scan of its public members page told me they were predominantly male. They only had a smattering of women, with even fewer actually participating. In fact, out of the 1000+ members, only a dozen or so particularly virulent folks regularly posted.
Judging from their personal profiles, hating on women is their full-time hobby. According to these mouth-breathing wannabe alpha males a woman's value is in direct proportion to the number of dongs she's schlonged. Not only that, but any woman who actually enjoys sex or wants to have kids outside of being married (to one of THEM, of course) is a Jezebel gold digging whore-o-rama.
http://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Facebook-man-babies-say-not-to-single-moms-feature-400x210.jpg
Image: YouTube
Apparently all single moms are destined to be "welfare queens", unless they find a "simp" dumb enough to take care of their lazy ass. "Say No To Single Mothers" was the epicenter of douchebaggery. In general, groups like this are a hodgepodge of fedora wearing Red Pill MRAs, self-hating anti-feminist women, pick up artist aficionados, and GamerGate DudeBros.
Oh, and racists! In all seriousness, these groups would be harmless, even funny, if every other post wasn't obvious hate speech. "Say NO To Single Mothers" was the type of social media environment that Elliot Rodger would have been comfortable in. And there is nothing humorous about that.
Here is just a sample of the gems found amongst this lovely sample of humanity.
Note that this group was, again, public and therefore, no names have been changed to protect the guilty here.
1. Oh those lazy feminists!
http://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-05-at-11.39.41-AM-1.jpg
In case the rest of you lazy feminazis didn't get the memo, the poor menz do all the work. Those pesky statistics showing that women are actually 47 percent of the workforce must be an Illuminati conspiracy.
2. Fraudulationships
http://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-05-at-11.35.10-AM.png
Okay Ronald, let me congratulate you on your fine ability to use made-up words to make your point. Well done. And yes, I totally believe that these "fraudulationships" are a real thing and not something you hallucinated during a testosterone-induced MRA wet dream. TOTALLY.
3. Frankenbabies
http://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-05-at-11.27.59-AM.png
What exactly is Terry implying here? That sluts give birth to babies who have multiple fathers like some kind of whore-bred chimera? Are hussy spawn some sort of vaginal Cthulhu rising from a sea of sperm? IS promiscuity going to replace vaccines as the go-to scapegoat for all of our ills? I have so many questions.
4. GOOD ADVICEhttp://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-05-at-11.22.36-AM.png
This sounds like 50 Shades Of Grey fan fiction, as written by an illiterate 7th grader with a fetish for random capitalizations.
5. Oh looky, more GOOD ADVICE...
http://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-05-at-11.17.24-AM.png
Okay, real talk Captain Capitals, you sound like the world's most entitled toddler. Literally all of your social media posts are about mean old slutty women who won't pay attention to your petulant boner. What gives?
6. Vaginal History http://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-05-at-11.10.54-AM-1.jpg
There is so much woman-hating going on here. First of all our old buddy Terry shared a post from a page called 'Hoebusters,' that is itself a tweet from comic Corey Holcomb, whoseFacebook page is rife with misogyny and other questionable shyt. There is so much chauvinism here it's as if Paul Elam magically appeared from the ether and slapped me with a copy of the He-Man Woman-Haters manifesto.
7. "bytch" is forbidden, but murder is dandy!
http://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-05-at-11.03.20-AM.png
Okay, so the word "bytch" was banned on this page. That's a plus, right? Well, bytch might be a no-no, but encouraging murder was A-okay...
http://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-06-at-2.05.28-PM-1.jpg
Classy!
8. The Cock Carousel
http://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-05-at-10.58.33-AM-1.jpg
If the Cock Carousel is anything like the Bologna Pony Ride then I am SO there. That's if my precious looks haven't faded too much. Because we all know that the only thing more important than a woman's purity is her boner-inducing sex appeal. And my old vag doesn't exactly have that new car smell anymore.
9. Single Mom Football Fashion
http://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-05-at-10.57.07-AM-1.jpg
OR…maybe women only make sports-related small talk with you because you're a terrible conversationalist with massive halitosis?
10. Beware of Satanic Vaginas
http://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-05-at-10.54.37-AM-1.jpg
I could go into the myriad of ways this post is wrong, both in a historical and theological sense, but unfortunately, I lack the copious amount of free time that Cornelius seem to have. Also, we all know that vaginas are really shark brains, silly!
http://wittybytches.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/shark-brain-vagina.jpg
Funnyjunk.com
What pages like this boil down to is good old fashioned misogyny and the tired stereotype that single mothers (and really all females women) are gold digging, lazy floozies who want nothing more than live off the dole until they can marry some fool and steal all his money.
Funny thing is According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, 75 percent of unmarried moms are employed. What I see here are a bunch of angry whiners who can't stand the notion of an independent woman making sexual choices that don't cater to men and their desires.
How dare any "female" (and they all use this word, which is telling) think she can have kids with a man and then have another relationship. And of course, all relationships end because those shrieking harpies hate happiness and refuse to fukk these Nice Guys™, instead opting for losers.
What bytches! So let's pour one out for these poor, poor guys and their criminally ignored penii, because, to paraphrase the great Shawn Carter, they have 99 problems, and single moms are every damn one of them.
wittybytches.com/2015/02/say-no-to-single-mothers/
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