#WhiteGirlWasted

[hood b. goode]

http://deadspin.com/alleged-female-idiot-on-the-field-blows-341-bac-has-a-1236362111

An Idiot on the Field might have made history for being the drunkest Idiot ever recorded as she allegedly tried to jump onto the field during Saturday's Northern Illinois-Iowa game in Iowa City.

From the University of Iowa Police report:

Goudie, Samantha Lynne, 22 of Iowa City, IA for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1321 hours. Goudie was stopped for trying to enter the field. Goudie was unsteady on her feet. Goudie blew .341 PBT.

Yeah, that says a .341. "Unsteady on her feet" seems like a ridiculously nice way of saying Goudie was unfathomably shythoused.

Someone found her Twitter account, in which Goudie unintentionally creates a handy timeline of her drunk-ass adventures. Would you be surprised to learn that her Twitter handle is @Vodka_samm?

Just went to jail #yolo

— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013


Blew a .341 in jail

— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013


My mom hates me too

— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013


I'm going to get .341 tattooed on me because its so epic

— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013

Girl waiting for court with me goes "I wish I knew the girl who blew a .341" I said hi

— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013

Ive gotten so many hate tweets because I was drunk...uh I get good grades sorry for being like every other college student

— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013

Go Hawks motherfukkers

— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013

@ThoseIowaBoys I was not trying to enter the game

— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013

As seen in that last tweet, Goudie claims she wasn't trying to disrupt the game, although the police report says otherwise. Either way, holy shyt, girl.​

guess she deleted her twitter

 

[kingofnyc]

 

[Da_Eggman]

Parents must be very proud

 

[hood b. goode]

Parents must be very proud

Actually her dad was lol, tweeted that he would get a tattoo of the .341

 

[Rev]

damn...i bet she def does anal and swallows.

 

[Da_Eggman]

damn...i bet she def does anal and swallows.

That's nothing she doing golden showers, gang bangs and scat is just an everyday thing for her

 

[Duvali]

she has no lips.

 

[kingofnyc]

she has no lips.

 

[QuintessentialBM]

That was indian wasted......

 

[Brozay]

That was indian wasted......

yooooo